What's your all-time fave Onion story? I am partial to this one:

[flowomo]

[Lefta Dissenter]

1. I like

"PRESIDENT SUFFERS FROM ATTENTION TO DEFICIT DISORDER"

[Mojambo]

2. I was always partial to

Dolphins Evolve Opposable Thumbs
"Oh Shit! Exclaims humanity."

[Buck Turgidson]

3. Clinton Declares Self President for Life

I can't link to the original article because The Onion charges to search their archives. But here is a link to the photo.

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blclintondictator.htm

[flowomo]

4. Jesus Returns to NBA

was very cool.... great picture!

[Nostradammit]

5. Nixon Gunned Down Outside Arizona Hotel Room

from the excellent Our Dumb Century

[Nostradammit]

6. Ali KO's Reagan in Nursing Home Scuffle

LOVED that one

[DS1]

7. Too many to count. Fav was vehicular euthanisia doctor that would

run over old people in parking lots because they were clearly suffering, in pain, and asking to be put down.

That, and Stephen Hawking's exoskeleton.

Ask a Navy Seal

Anything Kornfeld but newer ones seem to be trying too hard.

[DS1]

9. Oh, and office ninja slays seven at office supply company hq.

before being seen fleeing the scene by running along the power lines

[Toby109]

8. The most prescient one was the one following Bush's

inauguration. Something like, "Bush election ends long, national nightmare of peace and prosperity."

[flowomo]

10. these are all making me laugh! and at this point, I need that

so thanks.

[Buck Turgidson]

11. God Puts His Tool Back Into Office

Bush Does Victory Lap Around World Trade Center Site

In the latest issue:
http://www.onion.com/

[asthmaticeog]

16. Also from today:

Poll: Youth Totally Meant To Vote In Record Numbers

Despite Republican Victory, Bush Supporter Has Tiny, Tiny Penis

And a couple of older ones:

Tenth Level Added to Rapidly-Expanding Hell

Area Bassist Fellated

[TheDebbieDee]

12. The "Man Lands On Moon" was hysterically funny........

I had no idea "The Onion" has been in publication for that long.

[Emops]

18. It hasn't.

It's from a phony "retrospective" of 1900-1999.

[mwdem]

13. Can't find it now, 9/11...

United States in a bullseye, with the words "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!" around it.

[Jean Louise Finch]

14. i agree

it was a while after 9/11 that i actually felt like looking at the Onion, and when I did, I just laughed and laughed and laughed, because it was so exactly how I was feeling.

[mwdem]

15. I think it captured the whole gist of it.

Hilarious!

[mark11727]

17. The story where the 9/11 hijackers end up in Hell...

...and can't figure out how they got there. The rest of the story interviews the hijackers while being tortured in highly imaginative ways, along with some minor demons...

Closing line from a torturing demon (from memory):

"Everyone down here wants to have a crack at these guys. Satan has them all day Sunday, and I don't even want to know what he has in mind for them."

[GingerSnaps]

19. Drug Paraphernalia Visible In Photo Of Missing Cat

http://www.theonion.com

[AMD_CPU]

20. I thought the "very special forces" one was funny...

"Pizza Party! Pizza Party!"

[Ladyhawk]

21. God Diagnosed With Bipolar Disorder

You have to have a subscription--which I don't--to view the text, but as I recall it was hysterical.

"NEW HAVEN, CT–In a diagnosis that helps explain the confusing and contradictory aspects of the cosmos that have baffled philosophers, theologians, and other students of the human condition for..."

[realisticphish]

22. dupe

[realisticphish]

23. after the iraq war

"Operation Piss Off The World"

:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[St. Jarvitude]

24. U.S. Inspires World With Attempt at Democratic Election

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4044

[MirrorAshes]

25. "Independant Minded Cat Shits Outside The Box"

heh