If you could punch anybody in the face w/o consequences

[GRLMGC]

who would it be?

[kikiek]

1. Only one?

[GRLMGC]

9. Now let's not get greedy n/t

[physioex]

10. Right....

The 51% that voted for Shrub.... :evilgrin:

[kikiek]

13. Good answer good answer! Line em up.

[realisticphish]

27. in the words of Chef

"all you get in a line, so i can whoop all your asses"


:hippie: The Incorrigibile Democrat

[killbotfactory]

2. Karl Rove

That shameless piece of shit

[FreedomFry]

4. Damn, you beat me to it. Karl Rove, hands down. n/t

[flygal]

41. Save some for me!

[skygazer]

3. My ex husband

only because there are too many people to choose from in the political spectrum.

[rucky]

8. skygazer's ex-husband

seems as good of a candidate as anyone right now
:shrug:

[Gyre]

5. Chimp

He's earned it. And one hell of alot more.

Gyre

[Maiden England]

6. lining up behind ya for my go at rove.

(can I wear a knuckle duster?)

[FM Arouet666]

7. Barbara Bush

For spawning the chimp. My hand would probably sink into her bleached white wrinkled prune face, but it would be worth it.

[physioex]

12. Chimp is just a puppet....

Rummy, Rove, and Wolfie are just using him.....Puppets can always be found, idealogues who don't know crap are "harder" to punch...

[PurityOfEssence]

11. Bill Kristol

Just because.

[CO Liberal]

14. Pretzelboy

Might knock some sense into him....

[uppityperson]

17. send him bags of pretzels for christmas

[StickNCA]

15. Mike Tyson

what a story to tell to the guys at the office

[Dude_CalmDown]

16. Face? Punch them in the throat - it's more fun. - n/t

*

[GRLMGC]

18. but

the idea of punching a douchebag in the face makes me giggle. :evilgrin:

[wordout]

19. agent mike.

[Emops]

20. Jerry Falwell

No-brainer.

[telex54]

24. That asshat was on Anderson Cooper earlier.

WHY does he get airtime? :puke:

[Emops]

26. Is it just me,

or does anyone else think that if Jerry Falwell were sodomized by a muscular, 300 lb. black man, he would really, really, really enjoy it?

[Arkana]

46. Yeah, I do

It's creepy almost--they say those who hate gays most are gay at heart, so what's that tell you about Limpballs, Insannity, and the others?

[HEyHEY]

21. I just nominated that for homepage

[GRLMGC]

22. hehe

see? it does make you giggle :evilgrin:

[the Princess]

23. John Kerry..............Fucking wimp.

[Starlight]

25. Georgie in the face with an iron pipe in the oval office.

:evilgrin:

[intheflow]

28. I smack Ashcroft right in his little piggy snout nose.

if there were no repercussions, of course.

(Disclaimer to be erased from my FBI file, no doubt.)

[St. Jarvitude]

29. Wally O'Dell - CEO of Diebold

Fucking stole 2002, and fucking stole 2004.

If it were legal, I'd do much more than punch him in the face :grr:

[ComerPerro]

30. George W Bush. Honestly

The arrogant bastard needs a good punch in the face.

[donheld]

31. Rush Limbaugh

and i'd ask Mike Tyson to be my "pinch hitter" pun intended.

[Runcible Spoon]

32. fuck consequences...the first gloating Freeper who gets in my face

gets it in the nuts. DAMN Rugby season is over. I need a new elegantly violent sport to tide me over for the winter...

[LiviaOlivia]

33. All of above plus Ductapefatwa

7thson also

[Runcible Spoon]

34. i vaguely remember being annoyed whenever Ductape

was on I/P threads...but don't recall specifics...

[CanuckAmok]

35. Myself.

I just think it would feel cool.

[pdurod1]

36. 2 dudes at salt lake airport

older, seemed arrogant about Iraq. Almost interupted during Kerry?Edwards consession. Almost jacked them...

[CanuckAmok]

37. I changed my mind: HEyHEY (for outing me as a freeper)

You'll get yours, Mr. HEY.

[praxiz]

38. Ghandi ...

Just for the irony of it.

[CanuckAmok]

39. Oooh, "Do not talk about Fight Club"!

[Violet_Crumble]

40. Those who bleat about Ductapefatwa being a freeper...

Not because it'd give me any great satisfaction, but it's slightly irritating when people have no idea what they're going on about with all this 'ductape is a freeper!!!' crap, and maybe a light and friendly slap across the face might bring them out of their deluded belief that everyone who gets tombstoned must be a freeper. Ask no questions. Read no posts. And if they make a slip-up and read a post, make sure there's no comprehension of what's being said in the post. That's the American way!

http://ductapefatwa.blogspot.com

Violet...

[Donkeyboy75]

48. Hey! Did you hear

DuctapeFatwa was a freeper?

[Wat_Tyler]

49. Apparently there is a difference between Freeper and Disruptor.

I shall note that in future.

[terrya]

42. Cheney. He'll have unlimted, absolute power now.

No Colin Powells to get in the way. No "moderating" influences. Cheney will have total carte blanche now. And with a pliant larger majority in Congress to go along.

[motely36]

43. Rick Santorum

No contest. The man is just evil!

[SarahB]

44. Oh, I definitely know.

A particular DUer's soon-to-be ex-wife. :nuke:

As for anyone else, I'd never get past the secret service so it's too moot a point. :D

[Wat_Tyler]

45. Monday-morning quarterbacks, 'no difference between the two'-ists.

Smug, self-satisfied ideologues, disruptors, whiners etc.

[arwalden]

47. Bush*, Ralph Reed, Santorum, That Coulter Bitch