DUers need to have more sex.

[tuvor]

Or, more accurately, more children than the bushkissers are bound to squeeze out.

Get cracking!

[eriffle]

1. i actually read an article recently

that said that the democrats days were numbered. With more and more liberal people not having children, and the conservatives still pumping out babies on average of four per family, in about 20 years we could truly be outmanned.

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

14. Yeah, right.

That's assuming that all the children will automatically share their parents' values.
Not necessarily the case. Kids do rebel from their parents from time to time.

[Worst Username Ever]

60. Also naturalized citiezens, more liberal n/t

[CAcyclist]

15. Yeah, but I'm on the furthest end of the left spectrum

and my parents are reactionary republican and conservative demopublican, so its not genetic.

[amandae]

20. Doing what we can ...

Three here, so far (although no more for a while, if ever) ... two of my kids want to have five each. Hopefully they'll grow up liberal like mom and dad :)

[eriffle]

47. all true

i should have said evangelicals and not conservatives. evangelicals indoctrinate children from the cradle with their views to "spread the word" That's the difference between people who are religious and people who are evangelicals. I'm a Catholic, but I don't want to force my beliefs (anti birth control, anti divorce, etc) on others. Evangelicals believe it is their duty to make everyone compare to their standards.

[HEyHEY]

2. I've been trying but these chicks are all lesbians!

[LastKnight]

3. heh. hehehheh. lol.

damn its hard to laugh again.

-LK

[mwdem]

7. We're not all lesbians,

but we're not all available!;-)

[HEyHEY]

8. Same thing in my book - I got choicepoint to do my system

[mwdem]

10. You're too much!

back atcha!!

[HEyHEY]

12. ..

:-)

[mwdem]

17. You made me feel good tonight!!!

Going to bed now, goodnight!
:hug:

[HEyHEY]

24. Ciao!

Glad I could help!

[mwdem]

26. See you tomorrow.

[GingerSnaps]

9. HEyHEY

I'm not a lesbian :loveya:

[HEyHEY]

11. Righto! _ I'm on the way!

Wash up!

[GingerSnaps]

16. Do I have too?

My yearly bath is not due until Christmas Eve :7

[HEyHEY]

25. That's okay, I have a cold

:-)

[wtmusic]

18. Awright you two...

I pushed Flirt Alert...you've been warned!!

[HEyHEY]

22. Bossy poots!

[CAcyclist]

21. not all of us

[HEyHEY]

23. I should accuse women of being lesbians more often

I'm a mad chick magnet now! :party:

[CAcyclist]

34. LOL

I'm watching Wal-mart burn on South Park , makes me hot

[HEyHEY]

36. hahaha

now THAT was funny!

:cheers:

[amandae]

27. HeyHey! You're in Canada, aren't you???

We need more liberals in the U.S.! Unless you're going to export the kids ... :P

[HEyHEY]

28. I'll make the plane ride down but can't afford child support

[amandae]

30. LMAO ... well, never mind then ...

If you can't bankroll the kids than I can't help you help us out ... there may be some sugar-mamas on the board though who could ... :P

[HEyHEY]

31. Really? Like who? Point em out

;-)

[amandae]

33. LOL ... well ...

I have no idea! The amount of money someone makes is usually a topic guys brag about! I haven't heard a lot of girls going on about it ... if I do (and they're liberal!!) I'll send them your way :)

On edit: wait! would that make me your pimp??

[HEyHEY]

37. I need a pimp - I don't have the time to whore myself out

[amandae]

38. I'll do what I can ... just don't tell the police.

I'm not sure about Canadian laws, but down here it's illegal. I have no idea what kind of international laws I'd be breaking either, seeings how this would take place across national borders.

Hubby works for the police department but I'm sure I could keep it hushed ... ;)

[indigobusiness]

65. Bwahahahaahah...well here...try this HeyHey

[Emops]

4. I volunteer myself.

21, good genes, good jeans, lots of energy, liberal in a battleground state (Ohio).

[Maiden England]

5. My liberal minded hubby and I are doing our best

not that we needed any excuses

[Goldom]

6. dupe

believe it or not.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x2590771

[tuvor]

13. Damn.

All the good ideas are taken!

[freetobegay]

19. I don't know if I can, but I will give it a try!

Can someone please explain to me how to do it?

[dorktv]

29. See...this drives me nuts! I want to get married and have

kids but I cannot find any man who wants to get married or have kids.

[GingerSnaps]

32. So do I

I want some rugrats. :cry:

[dorktv]

39. Men are mean!

:cry:

[GingerSnaps]

40. I lost trust in men

The last one that I lost time on was gay. I kept wondering why a whole bottle of Viagra didn't work on him. I thought that it was me but it wasn't because he came out of the closet several weeks ago. That has messed me up pretty bad and I hope that he gets hurt by his SO.

[dorktv]

45. I wanted my ex-fiance to be gay because I could understand

that better then his leaving me for that other woman.

[Champ]

46. I live in Mesa! I'm a man who wants to get married and have kids

Thing is I'm already taken :)

[dorktv]

61. Gah! Just my luck!

I am so used to that though.

[Jack_DeLeon]

35. Let the coupling commence....

any females in South Texas? :toast:

[Djinn]

41. the thought of giving birth

and living with a screaming shit machine doesn't really appeal and I'm not that selfless that I'd do it for the team but would happily donate eggs to a leftie couple if requested :evilgrin:

[REP]

51. Same Here - Twice Sterilized

Not fond of screaming shit-barf machines or squeezing one out of my coochie :puke:

Tell you what - I'll just set the children of the repubs straight, once they're old enough to be bearable (about 20 or so).

[Djinn]

55. twice?

really weren't taking any chances hey?

[REP]

72. I *Really* Don't Want Brats

I had a tubal ligation and a uterine ablation. I have ovarian cysts as well - sorta my biological back-up plan.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

42. Ok I'll get right on that

oh damn I just remembered Mr. Moonbeam has the flu and we can't have any more kids anyway.

Oh well, it's all recreational from here on out!

[LiveWire]

43. Well, I would...

but only italian women seem to be attracted to me...and my sub leaser moved out months ago

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

44. This news will make you happy then

my very liberal best friend and her very liberal husband, who live in Austin, Texas, are pregnant with THREE babies. In-vitro fertilization.

And they have seven more embryos in cold storage. They wanted to let them be used for stem cell research but now that * is in again, so much for that.

Good librul babies! LOL!

And we are raising our daughter to be a critical thinker and be truly compassionate towards others. In other words, a liberal.

[Abelman]

48. We can still adopt!

And not just the healthy white babies, no! The unwanted babies who are perfectly good. And not just for supper! (Thanks, Jonathon Swift)

[ComerPerro]

49. Not a problem

[Biased Liberal Media]

50. Yes. Mr. Biased Liberal Media will be happy you mentioned this

Maybe I oughta get a'crackin'!

[Abelman]

52. Too bad I'm trapped in Alaska

Until May. There aren't a lot of hot Democratic ladies here. Maybe in the cities, but here in the bush, no way!

Good lord, it's like I moved out of Freeperville (a small conservative MI area) and into Rush Central.

[SarahB]

53. Breeding for liberals is my apparent mantra...

I've done it a few times already- hyper, thoughtful geniuses, whose line of choice is "Bu$h is stupid", so hey, I'm doing it and since their father and I (though a politically progressive, smart dude, I seem to have massive, unresolvable personality clashes with him) are splitting and I've got 10 more years of reproductive capabilities in me, one never knows.

I think I'll take a bit of recreational sex again before I have any more of the procreative kind however.

[arwalden]

54. Hell... I'm Not Even Allowed To Adopt!!

For all the good it would do... today's newborns won't be of voting age until 2034. Well, they aren't likely to be voting until 2034. I'll likely be dead by then. But you guys have lots and lots of babies anyway. Knock yerself out. Good luck with that! :hi:

-- Allen

[redqueen]

56. Well, I already have two

But I'm totally with you on the more sex part!

:evilgrin:

[Borgnine]

57. I just need to have sex.

I'm almost a 21-year old virgin. That's about as sad as a second Bush term.

[dorktv]

69. My treasurer is a 24 year old virgin

so it is not all bad!

[terrya]

58. Well, me and my right hand are going to get cracking later tonight...

Of course, that's veering into TMI land...

Sorry. :-)

[elperromagico]

59. The Bushbots can't be reproducing. I don't see any pregnant hookers.

eom

[the Princess]

62. I am all for more sex

But *No thanks* to the kids thingy. :)

[indigobusiness]

63. Any sex would suffice,

right now.

[bigwillq]

64. You don't need to ask twice

:evilgrin:

[LeftyMom]

66. Please tell LeftyDad!

He's playing the "we can't afford it" card but if it was for the CAUSE I'm sure he'd feel a bit more motivated.

[Jack Schitt]

67. I need sex.

Single, straight male here. :evilgrin:

[dorktv]

70. Yes but do you want children?

[DS1]

68. Morning after pill coolata anyone?

GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY!

[Lone_Star_Dem]

71. I'm a Failure to my party!

I only have one. You can boot me out now.

[Wapsie B]

73. I agree with that!

Have a mass love-in somewhere and make sure all the fertile females are paired with fertile males and have at it. Hey we want the fun but we can't have anyone shooting blanks.

:evilgrin:

[LibLover]

74. I can't, but I like to practice at the conception!

That's where the fun part is anyhow!

(Monster cysts on ovaries that kept coming back from 13 to 16. They're gone. No kids for me. I do a lot for my oldest brother's son though. I've even gone to parent/teacher conferences when Dennis couldn't.)

[Abelman]

75. Yeah.

If there was ever a time I needed to get drunk and have wild sex, now is that time.

But I have access to neither right now.

[derbstyron]

76. Maybe it's only me. But I'm thinking I probably need to find a date first.

:(

[dorktv]

78. Are you male?

I would go on a date with you. :)

[huellewig]

79. Fuck it, I would go on a date with you.

Kinda a random encounter in a different part of the country. I like to travel. I wouldn't want a relationship, just a story to let my (imaginary) kids know that I am way cooler then they will ever be. We could grab a pizza and some beer and trash the local park.

[derbstyron]

80. You're so sweet!!! So, of course, w/my luck you're not in StPete right?

sigh...and so it goes. :(

And, yes, I am a male. Allegedly, at least. :)

[jukes]

77. i'd like to have any

unfort, i'm not a breeder since '80.

we cd even the odds w/ accurate firepower, though...

bibles infected w/HIV cd help, too.

[Dukakis88]

81. I am available for stud/insemination purposes.

But I'm not a very healthy breed.