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Thu Nov-04-04 02:02 AM
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| I'm going down to the gun sale at the church |
| Moonbeam_Starlight
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Thu Nov-04-04 02:04 AM
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| 1. Gonna pick you up a boyfriend? |
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Well I got you beat by a MILE! I'm going to a Pure Romance party at the local baptist church--you know one of those "sex toy" parties with women only! And we are going to try out the toys on each other and drink a lot of licker (shhhh!!! Don't tell Pastor Bob!) and then afterwards we're gonna go out and have us a full-moon celebrating nature ritual, but it's a secret what we do. We wouldn't want the devil finding out.
Jesus loves ya!
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Thu Nov-04-04 02:06 AM
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Thu Nov-04-04 02:13 AM
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| 3. But Father Flanigan What About the Children ? |
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rest of joke deleted because you know it already.
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Thu Nov-04-04 02:21 AM
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| 4. Theyn we can awl drawv tha pickup ta Wall-Mart an ba perty thiyngs... |
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Look huny, a payved road!!!
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Thu Nov-04-04 07:00 AM
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| 5. 7 a.m. here, on my way to a meeting with a lot of gloating rebuplicans. |
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Edited on Thu Nov-04-04 07:01 AM by enough
You just gave my my first laugh in 36 hours. Thank you.
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