Rick Santorum visited my parents' house on Tuesday and asked mom...

[JVS]

to vote for Bush. Dad was busy napping. Neither voted for Bush. Wish I'd have been there to see that.

[terrya]

1. Did you have to have your house fumigated after that?

You might want to consider that. :-)

[demodonkey]

2. UGH!!!!!

I hope you washed your front porch!

Rick just make my skin crawl!

[DebJ]

3. you have my deepest condolences. Yes, fumigate!

[ObaMania]

4. Did he bring his still born ..

.. and introduce it to your folks?

[rooboy]

7. LOL...n/t

[JVS]

5. They didn't offer to have him come inside. He stood in front of the door.

So I doubt fumigation is necessary.

[demnan]

6. Ha-ha

Your folks are ok!

[SoCalDem]

8. Maybe Tom Delay could drop by, and hunt for Santorum cooties

:)

[arwalden]

9. Visit This URL.... www.santorum.net (link inside)

www.santorum.net

It pretty much says it all.

[terrya]

10. If you have dogs, I hope they're ok. eom

[JVS]

11. No dogs.

The grass looked a little dead though

[Philostopher]

12. I was waiting to see if anybody posted this.

Might have known somebody would beat me to the insinuation!

"Hope they locked the dog in the bathroom!"

[ronnykmarshall]

13. What I'd give to have that chance.

I'd yell FUCK YOU and slam the door in his face.

[HEIL PRESIDENT GOD]

17. And miss the opportunity...

To ask him, in polite tones and smiling broadly, if he is indeed that frothy mixture...

[GingerSnaps]

14. I would have taken a piss in a bucket

Tossed it in his face and said to him that I wasn't going to buy any of his boy scout cookies/advice.

[JVS]

15. Maybe dad should have emptied his colostomy bag on him

[HEyHEY]

16. Or at least put it in some tea

[MrScorpio]

18. What I would say to that gay-baiting simpleton:

"Listen, 'Senator', (Emphasizing the quotes with my fingers)
I wouldn't vote for you or Bush even if you held a gun to my head.

Both of you guys scare me and you, just by standing here makes my skin crawl.

I would really appreciate it if you would just leave my property.

Bye!"

[WindRavenX]

19. I'd tell him to suck on it

NT