Pray at work?

[greyfox]

HOW TO TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK --

When a coworker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to everyone & you think, "Somebody needs to slap the shit out of
her"......
You need to pray at work.

When someone comes in & announces, "office meeting in 5 mins," & you think, "what the f..k do they want now?"......
You need to pray at work.

When your computer is mysteriously turned off & you want to say,"which one of you sons of bitches turned off my computer? ....
You need to pray at work.

When you & a coworker are discussing something & a 3rd person comes in & says,"well at my last office...", & you want to throw a stapler at him......
You need to pray at work.

When you hear a coworker call your name & the first thing that crosses your mind is, "what the hell does this bitch want now?" & you try to hide underneath your desk.......
You need to pray at work.

When you are asked to stay late & help do someone else's work & the
first thing that pops in your head is, "both of y'all can kiss my ass!!".......
You need to pray at work.

When you're in the elevator & it stops to pick up someone who stood for 5 minutes waiting for the darn thing only to go DOWN one floor, & you say "that lazy bastard"..... .
You need to pray at work

When you take some vacation time & come back to find a mountain of
paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it & you
think, "sorry ass m#$^% f%&#s".......
You need to pray at work.

If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping, or flattening someones tires that you work with......
You need to pray at work.

If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone
because you know it's going to lead to their life story ........
You need to pray at work.

[arwalden]

1. ENOUGH ALREADY

I'm tired of this! Pray pray pray, god god god, Jesus Jesus Jesus. Stop it! Please!

[LDS Jock]

3. you have a bad attitude.. I'll be praying for you

:P

[arwalden]

5. Can We Have Sex Instead?

:P :evilgrin:

[LDS Jock]

8. DEAL!!!!

That will be much more fun anyday. Should we wear costumes and act out scenes or just have it regular animal style?

[klook]

2. Call in sick?

When a coworker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to everyone & you think, "Somebody needs to slap the shit out of
her"......
You need to slap the shit out of her.

When someone comes in & announces, "office meeting in 5 mins," & you think, "what the f..k do they want now?"......
You need to set off a stink bomb.

When your computer is mysteriously turned off & you want to say,"which one of you sons of bitches turned off my computer? ....
You need to call technical support and claim there's a problem with your computer. That will get you out of at least 30 minutes of work.

When you & a coworker are discussing something & a 3rd person comes in & says,"well at my last office...", & you want to throw a stapler at him......
You need to tell him, "Well, why don't you just go back there and get your old job back, dickhead?"

When you hear a coworker call your name & the first thing that crosses your mind is, "what the hell does this bitch want now?" & you try to hide underneath your desk.......
You need to pretend you have an emergency call.

When you are asked to stay late & help do someone else's work & the
first thing that pops in your head is, "both of y'all can kiss my ass!!".......
You need to say, "Go Cheney Yourself!"

When you're in the elevator & it stops to pick up someone who stood for 5 minutes waiting for the darn thing only to go DOWN one floor, & you say "that lazy bastard"..... .
You need to hit the emergency alarm button, fart loudly, and get off.

When you take some vacation time & come back to find a mountain of
paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it & you
think, "sorry ass m#$^% f%&#s".......
You need to take all the papers immediately to the recycle bin.

If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping, or flattening someones tires that you work with......
You need to be really really careful so you don't get caught.

If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone
because you know it's going to lead to their life story ........
Just walk very quickly to the bathroom. They won't follow you.

[greyfox]

6. HAHAHAHAH

I love it!!!

It was a JOKE, folks...

But hey, this one is better! HAHAHAHAHAH

Thanks!

[Danocrat]

4. I don't believe in mythology

I'll just tell them they're annoying.

[purji]

7. Dear God

please save the fundies who are too stupid to know that SATAN has taken over their churches.

On Edit (Happy now? )

[arwalden]

9. Satin? As in "sheets"?

[purji]

11. sorry I'm Pagan

I try to avoid christianity,But if you really want to piss off a fundy tell him Satan is a christain god.(god of evil but no less a god)

[arwalden]

12. I've Heard That... IT'S GREAT!!!! And it's true. Satan IS a Christian God.

:hi:

-- Allen

P.S. I'm not normally a spelling nazi... but it was such a funny typo that I had to tease you about it. Sorry.

[greyfox]

10. Only

in some of the curtain materials.

[LDS Jock]

13. I liked it better with SATIN

:P That might bring the gay population back to church.

[purji]

14. LOL

;)

[MercutioATC]

15. Those all sound like perfectly reasonable responses to me. Why pray?

I don't feel the need to chant to an imaginary man anyway, but I really don't see how any of these are that bad.