Clearly God And Jesus Hate Democrats

[arwalden]

What other explanation could there be? God and the Baby Jesus chose Bush*. Apparently God really *does* talk to Pat Robertson. We should have believed Pat when he told us that Bush would win.

God loves Republicans and hates Democrats.

-- Allen

PS: God hates fags too.

[Birthmark]

1. Well, that's what we get for trying to ban the Bible

</sarcasm>

[Beware the Beast Man]

2. Not true.

Satan, disguised as God and Jesus, loves Republicans. Trust me, we'll be redeemed someday; I just wish it was sooner than later.

[ScreamingMeemie]

3. Come sit next to me in this handbasket...there's room.

And we'll go on a little trip. :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: With each new thread my heart breaks a little bit more for you baby. I'm so sorry we couldn't do enough to stop the hatred. :cry:

[arwalden]

4. Ooooh! A Handbasket Journey... I Just Love Those!!

Fun! :hi:

[pagerbear]

10. Oh, the reply I want to make would get deleted so fast!

[WoodrowFan]

11. cool!

nice handbasket. um, where are we going and why is it so warm in here.??

[Ron Green]

5. Maybe God just hates America....

Actually, I don't think God and the Baby Jesus chose Bush...I think lots of undereducated people who have a limited understanding of God and Jesus chose Bush.

[BOSSHOG]

6. Is your statement a belief or a fact?

The basic devision of America. Those who believe (Virgin birth, WMD, Iraq-Alqueda, rapture) and those who know. It was essential that the gop kept their masses ignorant. All they had to provide was a ride to the polling place.

[Dogmudgeon]

7. Don't blame Jesus

It's Jesus' evil twin brother, Jeebus.

According to the Fundies themselves, God gave dominion of this world to Satan. Meaning that, in their belief system, God decided to step aside and let the Devil do what he wanted.

So what the hell do they believe in, anyway?

Power.

The Fundies don't even follow their own Bibles. It isn't Jesus they worship, it's Moloch.

You don't have to be a believer to recognize that the "Lifestyle Xtians" are hypocritical to the bone. They are the New Pharisees.

--bkl

[asjr]

8. I said yesterday in another thread that

I felt Shrub won was because he had collected the evangelical souls. The only way they could win them back was to vote for him. Some of them, I feel, put him before God. Evidently going to war on false claims, taking away citizens rights, ignoring the ones who have no insurance--things that should be every one's rights, just didn't matter. They may have won their souls back, but at what cost.

[arwalden]

9. Speaking Of "Lifestyle Xtians"...

The other day I drove my mother around on a few errands. One of them was to the local "Heaven and Earth" bookstore/gift shop.

I thought I was going to BARF! Big lifesize cutout display of Bush*... schmaltzy doe-eyed cartoon characters on "Jesus Loves Me" posters... it was pretty frightening. Not that the things themselves were frightening... but to realize that enough people go for that stuff that an entire INDUSTRY is built around it.

Bookmarkers, pens, pencils, handbags, tee-shirts, hats, cards, candles, magnets, books, banners, charms, jewelry, eyeglass cases, kiddie games, crossword puzzle books, playing cards (YES Jesus playing cards), ashtrays, banks, soap, lunchboxes, checkbook covers.

Just amazing!!!

-- Allen

[Dogmudgeon]

12. There's a Biblical term for that

Idolatry.

--bkl

[BarbaRosa]

15. No kidding

slap a psalm on it and you can sell those folks anything.

[Hello_Kitty]

13. It was 60 million American idiots

God and Jesus had nothing to do with it.

[dweller]

14. more likely 60,000

lines of programming language.

60 million can be reduced to nought in a line or two alone.

dp

[morcatknits]

16. Jesus said,

"Many will say, 'Lord, Lord," but their hearts are far from me." Check out the Sermon on the Mount and you'll see just how close the fundamentalists are to the message of the gospel.
morcatknits