Top-dollar Survivalist. Survival. Servile. Vile.

[short bus president]

Top dollar (I'm a fighter)
Survivalist hardware (use kung fu each time I can)
Top dollar (not that I like it)
Survivalist hardware (not that it's really what I am)

How did you come to this sorry impasse?
Where does the line between
Defended
And defensive
Stand?

Tour Eiffel, Napoleon
Names and places that are living on long
Do me a favor, forget me quick when I'm gone

Alexander lived in times before the Duke of Earl
The Greeks all told him that he threw the discus like a girl
He didn't have a healthy outlet for his anger
So he took over the world

L. Ron Hubbard was a science fiction protégé
Couldn't stand to watch his royalties get taxed away
Now big celebs are walking round who think he's Jesus
What would David Koresh say?

Tour Eiffel, Napoleon
Names and places that are living on long
Do me a favor, forget me quick when I'm gone

This is when it all stops being fun, Madison
This is when they don't care where you're from
This is when there's no one last dry run, Madison
This is when you do or do not come

Tour Eiffel, Napoleon
Names and places that are living on long
Do me a favor, forget me quick when I'm gone

This is when skin burns if there's hot sun, Madison
This is when the slow horse thieves get hung

Top dollar survivalist, survival, servile, vile.



Ladies and gentlemen, that's "Top Dollar Survivalist Hardware" from the album "Interbabe Concern" by the Loud Family. I sang it at you all, just in case you didn't get that from the typing and all. If yer not yet acquainted with the Loud Family, well then folks I suggest you get right on out there today and cromulate yerselves with this fine, fine gaggle of musicians. I recommend "Plants and Birds and Rocks and Things" as an excellent introductory album. But they're all good.

;-)

[Dogmudgeon]

1. But Now We're Only ONE Step Away From The Middle Ages

"Let us make our mistakes young
In a Delorean"

--bkl

[short bus president]

2. Don't worry.

The way things are going, we'll surely be there by noon.

shortbus make fire. fire ward off evil spirits, and burn bootboy goon squads. BURN THEM GOOD!