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pstokely Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-04-04 03:01 PM
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how big would an anal cyst has have to be for a draft deferment?
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The Spirit of JFK Donating Member (528 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-04-04 03:01 PM
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1. How big is W? -nt-
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Rockholm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-04-04 03:01 PM
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2. Well, let's ask Limpballs.
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-04-04 03:01 PM
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3. How tall is Rush?
There's yer answer!
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demnan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-04-04 03:02 PM
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4. I think that depends
on how much money you're willing to pay the doctor.
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liberal N proud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-04-04 03:02 PM
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5. The size of bush's head?
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Gato Moteado Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-04-04 03:02 PM
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6. it wasn't that rush HAD an anal cyst....
it's that he WAS an anal cyst and that's why he got the deferment.
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dogtag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-04-04 03:02 PM
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7. In Pig Boy's case it may have been the size of his ass,
not the size of his cyst, that worked its magic on the draft board!
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yellowcanine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-04-04 03:05 PM
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11. A doctor's nightmare - inspecting the anal cyst on pigboy's ass.
Edited on Thu Nov-04-04 03:05 PM by yellowcanine
I would have shipped off to 'Nam myself rather than do that.
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htuttle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-04-04 03:04 PM
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8. About 400 pounds
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-04-04 03:04 PM
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9. Depends.
If you're a Democrat: 20 miles
If you're a Republican: 1 milimeter
If you're Rush Limbaugh: 10-15,982,734,827,364 microns
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MichaelHarris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-04-04 03:05 PM
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10. about the size
of george bushes head. Seriously, don't go, don't register, show up at the draft board and comb your hair with a fish. Send back the registration card with "NOT INTERESTED" written across it in red sharpie
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sui generis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-04-04 03:09 PM
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12. it would have to be the size of jupiter and orbiting his ass /nt
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DelawareValleyDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-04-04 03:10 PM
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13. Better question
How big of an asshole do you have to be to get a deferment for that reason?
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-04-04 03:10 PM
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14. About This Big
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caledesi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-04-04 03:19 PM
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15. Rhandi Rhodes said she had the same kind of anal cyst and it
was removed and she served in the AF 4 years. So there OxyMan!
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