Guess what everyone? I'm gay... and I'm not crying...

[Misunderestimator]

But yesterday I was crying... uh oh, I guess I'm contradicting myself and looking for attention.

[liontamer]

1. don't flaunt your tears here missy

;)

[Misunderestimator]

2. hehe

:)

[veteran_for_peace]

3. Better be careful.

Gay police may be out.

[Misunderestimator]

5. Well, they can find me easily... I'm the house with the 100 rainbow flags

and the rainbow tattoo on my forehead so that I can shove my sexuality in their faces... :eyes: ;)

[skylarmae]

6. Good Lawd - what'll they ever do with San Francisco?

Here come the Judge...

[Misunderestimator]

18. The "activist" judge no less.

[kayell]

20. Jeb said he thought there might be a terror attack there

and I hear he has good sources of information on the terrorist mind.

[pagerbear]

4. Flip. Flop. Flip. Flop.

[Misunderestimator]

13. HAHAHA

:hi:

[MichaelHarris]

7. and

gorgeous at that :)

[Misunderestimator]

12. Hey! Are you flaunting your heterosexuality on my thread?!?

:)

[pagerbear]

15. I don't mind heterosexuals

...as long as I'm not forced to witness their vile affections!

[MichaelHarris]

19. it's too cold

here to flaunt my heterosexuality here, you know with shrinkage and all. :)

[Misunderestimator]

23. Now you're flaunting your masculinity!

Well, kinda... :bounce:

[MichaelHarris]

25. my dog is laying

on his back right now, you wanna talk about masculinity he shoulda been a porn star.

[Misunderestimator]

27. Cute icon.... I'm always catching my cat straddling the toilet seat for a

drink...

[MichaelHarris]

30. yet

we still wonder why we ask our pets for a kiss.

[redqueen]

8. So then you're flaunting your emotionality... or your duality...

or something?

:shrug:

[Misunderestimator]

9. No, no, no... Since I'm gay, I must be flaunting my sexuality

silly, and simply contradicting myself.

[MichaelHarris]

21. thank you for yesterday

the whipped cream and toppings were.....wait that was a different website. Thank you for your compassion. :*

[redqueen]

35. My pleasure

Ixnay on the etailsday!

Hope you're feeling much better today. :hug:

[MichaelHarris]

36. I do thank you

and I got a case of pudding and whipped cream.

[redqueen]

37. Now see if you had said pineapples,

that would totally do it for me.

[MichaelHarris]

38. kinda

prickly but I see some useage.

[redqueen]

39. Ring toss?

:P

[MichaelHarris]

42. with the spikey thinks

on or off? One time at a hotel a group of my hmmmm people went to a hot tub with pineapples and I think If I go any further I may get banned :)

I was so young and free once. Girls, hot tubs and fruit, what a youth I had.

[redqueen]

43. Off of course

You can't eat the spikey part!

[Misunderestimator]

44. Hey... you heterosexuals! Go find your own thread.

j/k :) :bounce:

[redqueen]

48. hehehehehe

Sorry!

I was just going back to 'my posts' and replying. Didn't mean to hijack your thread. :hi:

[Misunderestimator]

50. :) No problem... it was amusing.

:hi:

[MichaelHarris]

46. yeah but it

rubs the right places real well

[NotLiberalEnough]

10. I'm not gay. But I did get teary eyed a few times...

[Phillycat]

11. You...you...attention-whore flip flopping carpet muncher!

:hi:

[Misunderestimator]

14. What does carpet munching mean to a lesbian anyway?

:hi:

[Phillycat]

17. Search me!

I just wanted the toaster!

[mitchtv]

16. If Canada was smart, they'd give us all political asylum

no tears then.

[Skittles]

22. I WILL KICK YOUR ASS

IF YOU THINK IT WOULD HELP :D

[Misunderestimator]

24. Yes, that would help. Then I could post a thread about being bashed by

Skittles, and get a whole LOT of attention. :)

[Beware the Beast Man]

26. Dagnabbit, why do the damn gays always have to flaunt themselves???

Oh, you're a lesbian? Well...never mind. Just give me a moment to load up the camera...

:P :bounce:

[Misunderestimator]

28. Grrrrrrrrrr

:P

[stranger_with_candy]

29. What can i say...

I dug my own grave on this one... I had no intention of making it sound like i was gay bashing.

[Misunderestimator]

31. s'all right... good response to this thread at least

I appreciate you not defensively flaming me here... speaks well for you. :)

[stranger_with_candy]

32. i wasn't trying to flame him either

but i certainly acknowledge a bad choice of words...

[Misunderestimator]

33. I wasn't saying you were, just saying I was glad you restrained

from reacting to this thread by flaming.

[stranger_with_candy]

34. what good is a discussion board...

if you can't piss a few people off anyway? :) j/k

[LynneSin]

40. OH MY GOD - YOU'RE GAY???

Here I was going to fix you up with a nice Christian Boy that lives next door.

:crazy:

(kidding about the neighbor - I don't even know my neighbors)

[Misunderestimator]

47. That might be kinda fun actually... could freak him out real good.

[ScreamingMeemie]

52. Now don't go outing people again, LynneSin. Remember what you did

to NSMA...tsk.

;)

[LynneSin]

54. I told you I'm outing every outed Gay & Lesbian here on the board

If you're gay and everyone knows it you're coming out!!

[terrya]

41. You...you...gay changer of your mind, you...

Why, I oughta...do something...

Not sure what, though...

Wait...how about a...

:hug: :-)

T

[Misunderestimator]

45. Why oughta...

:hug: you back

[ScreamingMeemie]

49. Ummmmmm...did someone give you permission to cry? Or to come here

and look for attention? ;)

Because that would be wrong in the new world order.

Don't worry, you can bunk next to me at Gitmo. It'll be a blast.

:hug: :hug: :hug:

[Misunderestimator]

51. Cool... I'm fortifying my house right now for when they come to get me

but I know I won't last long... glad to know I'll have a friend when I get there. :hug:

[Biased Liberal Media]

53. Flip flopper!!! Make yer mind up!

LOL!