Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide---contact EPA

[Zuni]

Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!

The Invisible Killer
Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

Dihydrogen monoxide:
is also known as hydroxl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
contributes to the "greenhouse effect."
may cause severe burns.
contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

Contamination Is Reaching Epidemic Proportions!
Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage in the midwest, and recently California.

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:
as an industrial solvent and coolant.
in nuclear power plants.
in the production of styrofoam.
as a fire retardant.
in many forms of cruel animal research.
in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.
Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!

The Horror Must Be Stopped!
The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.

It's Not Too Late!
Act NOW to prevent further contamination. Find out more about this dangerous chemical. What you don't know can hurt you and others throughout the world. Send email to [e-mail], or a SASE to:
Coalition to Ban DHMO
211 Pearl St.
Santa Cruz CA, 95060

[Worst Username Ever]

1. Careful, that stuff can cause excessive urination n/t

[shoelace414]

2. lets see

DiHydrogen means two hydrogen molucules.. and Monoxide means one oxygen molucule.

[Zuni]

3. shhhhh!!!

[skypilot]

4. Can't stand to get that stuff in my eyes.

It's very irritating.

[spatlese]

5. My mother used to make me...

soak in that stuff!! Child abuse??
:shrug:

[Zuni]

6. I think you have a strong case, amigo

[ProfessorGAC]

7. Dennis Wilson Died From Overexposure To It

Caused his breathing to stop and everything. Dangerous stuff!

Actually, the true chemical name is Hydroxy Hydride. Sorry to get all technical.
The Professor

[Zuni]

8. Dennis Wilson got into when he hung out with the Manson family

n/t

[ProfessorGAC]

11. That Figures!

Hippies using it too, huh? Dangerous game.
The Professor

[Zuni]

14. Vietnamese commies and Union thugs too

up in Philadelphia

[jpak]

17. I got some in my bong!

What do I do????

[billyskank]

18. Roll a spliff.

Immediately.

[DrWeird]

10. hydroxy hydride would imply...

too many electrons.

[ProfessorGAC]

13. I Was Kidding!

I know that! My first masters is in Quantum Chemistry. It was a joke! Come on, Doc.
The Professor

[jpak]

9. Fish fuck in it!!!!!

Yikes!!!!!

[Zuni]

12. yes. It is rather disgusting

[jpak]

16. And Jacques Benveniste sez it has a memory!!!!

Yikes agin!!!!

[billyskank]

19. And pee in it

[Stuartpidd]

15. Works well for filtering

most polutants resultant from burning organic material though...especially in a long tube whereby the incendiary chamber is located at the bottom of the tube and the polutants are "sucked" through the top of the "chimney."