Choose your favorite fictional character to beat up Bush

[Breezy du Nord]

Not original by any means, but just do it. You know it'll make you feel better.

My choice: Sam Vimes from the Discworld books. Think of it: two ex-drunks face off, only one of them amounted to a total asshole and the other didn't. Can you imagine a fight between Vimes and Bush? Oh man, that would be so fucking awesome.

So, it's Vimes, with Han Solo in a close second. You know, I think I heard Aaron McGruder say this on Bill Maher once, but why can't we have a president that's, you know, cool and smart and tough and pleasantly handsome? Man, that would rock too.

So, give me your choices. Come on. You know you want to.

[Lavender Brown]

1. Aragorn. Or Inigo Montoya.

Or Marty McFly.

[Beaverhausen]

2. Aragorn n/t

[Emops]

3. Vic Vega

from "Reservoir Dogs.":evilgrin:

[Dogmudgeon]

4. Buttercup

With one hand tied behind her back.

(You know, that kind of turns me on.)

--bkl

[Blue-Jay]

5. Tobias Moon

from a Simon Green series.

[CanuckAmok]

6. Jesus Christ.

Because He couuld walk right up to Bush and sucker him before the chimp ever saw it coming.

And I know Jesus normally wouldn't fight anyone, but I figure even He has His limits.

[Breezy du Nord]

21. And then he'll take care of Falwell and Robertson for us

Excellent...

[aquart]

7. Jane Eyre.

Please, she could whip the gutless POS with her pinkie.

[CanuckAmok]

13. LOL!

Whoever markets a "Rockem Sockem Robots" game with Jane Eyre and Bush will make a billion zillion dollars!

[Worst Username Ever]

8. Betty Boop

[Sabriel]

9. Hannibal Lecter

Need I say more?

[aquart]

31. Okay, I like YOUR choice.

More thorough.

[name not needed]

10. Homer Simpson

[CanuckAmok]

36. "I'll ruin you like a Japanese banquet!"

Homer sure cut Poppy a switch, didn't he?!

[spatlese]

11. Tasmanian Devil n/t

[sans qualia]

12. Gully Foyle

of Alfred Bester's "The Stars My Destination." He kill Bush filthy.

[helnwhls]

14. ASH! good, bad, he's the guy with the shotgun.

:P

[Biased Liberal Media]

15. Stitch. n/t

[BigMcLargehuge]

16. Lazarus Long

[CanuckAmok]

17. That guy in Jacob's Ladder who's head whips around violently.

He'll scare the pands off him, THEN beat him up.

[CanuckAmok]

18. Pinhead "I'd tear your soul apar-r-rt....If you ha-a-a-d one..."

[Breezy du Nord]

19. I've never seen that dude before, but's he's awesome

Like Hannibal Lecter if he ran into a sewing basket.

[CanuckAmok]

27. Oh, he's from "Hellraiser"

Great psychological-horror flick, if you like that kind of thing.

Really, really fun (but, as usual, avoid the sequels).

[HEIL PRESIDENT GOD]

20. Pee Wee Herman

for the humiliation factor.

[mark11727]

22. Marsellus Wallace

"What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' n*****s, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.
"

[Calico Jack Rackham]

23. Gary and Ace "The Ambiguously Gay Duo"

It would be so fitting

[Breezy du Nord]

26. Ah yes. Karmic retribution

very nice.

[terrya]

24. Superman. I want Bush's ass SERIOUSLY kicked!

[jdots]

25. Johny Toronto or Lance Boil n/t

[Twillig]

28. Dr. Szell from Marathon Man

http://www.crazymofo.com/mofos/archives/000430.shtml

"Is it safe?"

[kayell]

29. Xena!

[benito]

30. Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo

[louis-t]

33. Haaaaaa! Funny! How 'bout Andy Capp?

Down a few pints, then sissy slap shrub into next week, cigarette intact. I'm sure there are a lot of Brits that would LOVE to kick the crap out of fuckface.

[Maestro]

32. Barney, Teletubbies, Poohbahs,

Dora the Explorer, Blue from Blue's Clues or just a big mean-ass democratic donkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Flaxbee]

34. Dumbledore

n/t

[RogueTrooper]

37. Good Choice

[jor_mama]

35. Uh, Superman. Played by the angel known as

Christopher Reeve. And he'll control all his powers without moving out of his wheelchair. It'll be beautiful.