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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 11:49 AM
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Will Pat Robertson be able to pray away this hurricane?
Like he did Gloria?
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Avalux Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 11:51 AM
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1. ha ha
thanks for the laugh. I know he'll try, just like he tried to pray away our supreme court justices. That man has a very loose grip on reality.
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SCantiGOP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 11:54 AM
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3. why wasn't he charged with homicide
The hurricane that he "prayed" away from Virginia ending up killing several people in NY. Since he took credit for it, shouldn't he take the blame for the deaths?
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JHB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 12:25 PM
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14. Applause!
You said it, SCantiGOP! :yourock:

Gloria's eye passed over where I was on Long Island then, flooded a number of areas, but fortunately hit at low tide or it would have been much worse. At least 2 people died out East.

Just one of Robertson's little ways of saying "My prayers are better than your prayers."

Ptui! His only "special link with on high" is his satellite broadcasting dish!
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 11:52 AM
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2. Stand outside Pat!
There's a bag of a hot air coming your way that's almost bigger than you!
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Bill McBlueState Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 11:57 AM
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4. Not if it heads for New England
I'm sure Pat would love nothing more than to see a few million of us godless East Coast liberals wiped off the map. }(
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 12:00 PM
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5. Let us spray
Let us all pray that pat leaves the country for good
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maxanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 12:03 PM
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6. Ha
Pat Robertson couldn't pray Benny Hinn into a good hair day!
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MnFats Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 12:07 PM
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7. If it takes his studio & empire etc. out....
....it will be the fault of the pagans and deviates and liberals who are responsible....not that God's pissed at him for being such a self-aggrandizing, narrow-minded prick.
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Blue_Chill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 12:09 PM
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8. Pat is the reason we have a hurricane coming
You can almost feel the earth trying to rid itself of that human virus.
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 12:17 PM
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10. Oh, please....my money is on a path to hit DC.
At which point Bush will declare war on Atlantis.
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Blue_Chill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 12:19 PM
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11. lol!
I have water on my screen thanks to you.
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TNDemo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 12:16 PM
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9. He actually attracts hurricanes.
A few years back he told people that since Disney was allowing Gay Day that it would be very easy for the Lord to have a big hurricane hit them. Very next hurricane that came up hit Virginia Beach and damaged his studios. I thought that was a great sense of humor on the part of the Lord.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 12:22 PM
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12. Yes it is a funny God we have
That's funny.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 12:25 PM
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13. If we are lucky here is the path it will take
Edited on Mon Sep-15-03 12:35 PM by underpants
After crushing Pat's CBN studios it take a hard left onto Route 58 then at Danville (the last capital of the Confederacy) it will take a hard right and go North on 29 right into "God's Country" Lynchburg and crush Jerry Falwell and his kids.

NOTE-This route has it completely missing Richmond. Hey hurricanes can take rights and lefts, correct.



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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 01:07 PM
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15. Or It Could Just Go West on US 460
It would be stronger when it got to Jerry's house.......
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