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Was_Immer Donating Member (676 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-04-04 07:14 PM
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On The Simpsons... Who voted for Kerry and who voted for Shrub?
Who do you think voted for who in Springfield?

Heres a few of my guesses:

Homer Simpson clearly voted for Shrub. Why? Lack of intelligence, easily scared so he would have been moved by the fake 'terrah' issue. Probably likes dropping bombs.

Marge Simpsons.. Definately a Kerry voter. She when for the woman's right to choose issue. Health care coverage. Doesnt want to see Bart drafted. Afraid of the economy, doesnt want Homer home all day.

Barney Gumble.. Recovering alcoholic, found strength in the church, so he might go for the right wing concervative issues. But, he lives home alone, he's poor and unemployeed. Has no money for health care coverage. I'd say its a toss-up.

Moe Szyslak, small business owner. I'd guess Kerry supporter.

Ned Flanders, religious nut job, need I say more!

Principal Seymour Skinner, ex vietnam war veteran. Definately Kerry guy.
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-04-04 07:18 PM
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1. Bleeding Gums Murphy - definitely a Kerry supporter
Dr. Nick is a scheister, definitely a Bushie.
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Book Lover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-04-04 07:19 PM
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2. Moe would def. vote for Bush
"But there ain't even no wars anymore, thank you very much Warren Christopher!"
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kayell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-04-04 07:21 PM
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3. Lisa figured out how to hack in and cast her single vote for Kerry as a
protest against age descrimination. Then Diebold converted it into 3 for *.
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-04-04 07:21 PM
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4. C'mon, homer doesn't vote. And when he does, it's for Kodos.
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Was_Immer Donating Member (676 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-04-04 07:22 PM
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5. lol
I love the episode when the two aliens are running and say
Go ahead vote for a third party and waste your vote. And theres Ross Perot in the background.
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-04-04 07:33 PM
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6. moleman would get run over on his way to the polling booth
poor, poor moleman.
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I_like_chicken Donating Member (341 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-04-04 07:37 PM
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7. Heres a Bush supporter.
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