Next "values" target for the GOP?

[Bossy Monkey]

Mind you, this is the Lounge so this stuff is supposed to be funny. Funny is pretty hard to do right now, for obvious reasons. Know too that I am ridiculing GOP idiocy ONLY.

Full disclosure: I have a Z in my name.

[HEyHEY]

1. Jews, Blacks and hispanics

[YDogg]

2. Speaking of FOX ...

FOX Sports blasts * here:
http://msn.foxsports.com/story/3134918

"He may be dumber than a sack of hammers ..."

[pleiku52cab]

5. thank you for that post - we all need a

something to put a grin back on our faces - if only for a few minutes

[BoX o BooX]

3. Other: Those with library cards.

"So, comrade... what do you need to be READING for? If we want you to learn something, we'll BEAT the knowledge into you!"

[Bossy Monkey]

6. Oh, they'll leave the children's libraries open; it's important to

disinformation/ misinformation to get them up to that 5th grade reading level. Period.

[liberal N proud]

4. Anyone who did not vote for bush in 2004

Secret ballots are not so secret, When you walk into vote, the crusty old ladies trying to find your name in the books write the ballot number on by your name.
They will find all the ballots for Kerry and match them up to the books and we will all be rounded up and hauled to Guantanamo.

[Bossy Monkey]

7. kick for all that danged typing :) n/t

[skygazer]

8. Married couples who are not closely related to each other

You just can't trust 'em.