Official Flirting Thread - Everyone welcome

[yvr girl]

So, do you come here often?

[MrScorpio]

1. Yes I do, Honey Butt

I want to buy you a drink.

Name your poison

[yvr girl]

8. Why thank you

I'll have a vodka and cranberry handsome.

[MrScorpio]

28. Here you go, Sexy

Enjoy

You know your smile really brightens up this place.

I really like that.

[yvr girl]

36. You are such a charmer

Here's to you.

:toast:

[SOteric]

10. Now there's a guy who knows how to flirt!

:hi:

[Jack Schitt]

If you and I were squirrels...

could I bust a nut in your hole?

:D

[bigwillq]

2. Hey, Sweetie

I come often!:evilgrin:

[yvr girl]

20. Terms of endearment already, wow

Why don't you come here?

[bigwillq]

21. Just let me know where you want me to come!

:evilgrin:

[yvr girl]

27. You should be able to figure that out

yvr is a clue.

[bigwillq]

55. OK, Im gay

and now you're scaring me.

[zeemike]

3. I just love corny lines

Only when my car doesn't have enough gas to make it to your house.

[Dukakis88]

4. If I told you that you have a beautiful cattle prod...

...would you hold it against me?

[HEyHEY]

5. My face is leaving in five minutes - be on it!

[BoX o BooX]

6. So... wanna go someplace and screw?

Seriously... do ya?

[yvr girl]

15. Robertson?

I am Canadian after all.

[Goathead]

7. Wanna go get some Chinese food and fuck?

What's the problem, you don't like Chinese food?

[yvr girl]

11. OK, you made me laugh out loud

Very good quality to have.

[Abelman]

9. Screw me if I'm wrong...

But is your name Yitzak?

[HEyHEY]

12. Who want's a mustouche ride?

[the Princess]

13. Did someone say flirting??

I got my cat suit on in high heeled boots and holding my whip and a bottle of Tequila - who wants to play????????

ppuuuuurrrrrrrrrrr

[JimmyJazz]

24. um, yes please?

[the Princess]

95. oooooooo Fresh meat! :)

[JimmyJazz]

97. ah - you're married - it says so in your screen name

and besides, your heart belongs to a skinny brit whose fried eggs make him sick first thing in the morning! ;)

[CO Liberal]

71. ME!!! ME!!! ME!!!!

:-)

[the Princess]

94. Oh you always wanna play! LOL

[WindRavenX]

14. I'm an Aries

What's your sign? :evilgrin:

[CanuckAmok]

16. What time do you get off...and how?

n/t

[yvr girl]

26. Anytime...and

why don't you put it to a scientific test.

[CanuckAmok]

65. You DO know I'm close enough to take you up on that, right?

Eeep!

[yvr girl]

99. Yes, but do you know the ferry schedule?

A little flirting never hurt anyone, or a little experimenting.

[7th_Sephiroth]

17. i got some flavored condoms and some massage oil

in the back of my truck

[yvr girl]

30. The oil would be much better on my back

What flavour?

[7th_Sephiroth]

31. i have cherry, grape

strawberry and orange, and its heated massage oil, good for everywhere ;)

[yvr girl]

37. Are you some sort of boy scout - be prepared

I think we should put the oil through its paces, then we can discuss flavours.

[7th_Sephiroth]

39. 8 pack condom flavor sampler, 2 of each

and i told you, i took some massage classes, i bought some oils, too

[yvr girl]

42. I remember

I'm just saying that oil is not something you buy to have, it's something you buy to use.

[7th_Sephiroth]

45. well, i'll have to come on over

and use it then, wont i?

[benito]

18. Wanna riot with me on Inauguration Day?

[Dukakis88]

19. You ever seen "The Exorcist," baby?

Cuz Captain Howdy's gonna make your bed shake, your head spin, and... Well, you'll probably puke a lot too. But I'm cool with that.

[SarahB]

22. I've been told my mere presence in a room is a tease.

When I flirt, it's gets dangerous. :evilgrin:

[x-g.o.p.er]

34. Danger is my middle name

As in X "Danger" G.O.P.'er.

Grrrrr baby, grrrrr.

[Dukakis88]

35. My middle name is Leslie

Because my parents wanted a girl and made me dress up like one.

But I'm okay now. Want to meet for coffee and Zoloft?

[THUNDER HANDS]

23. since my girlfriend will probably never see this

because its not like she stalks me on here or anything :eyes:

Hey.... baby!

[darkstar]

25. hey this stoopid thread

pushed my migratory birds of the southern hemisphere off the Lounge's front page. WTF!?!?!

Oh, you're a birder?

How long you been a fan of our feathered friends?

Oh, this? My Lorndoke 750. Yeah, that's an optical zoom but that button there is digital capture...oh my...is it getting warm in here or is it just...ohhh my....seriously now

[Dukakis88]

29. Has anyone ever told you that...

your succulent mangoes are almost as firm as my mother's luscious ta-tas? Come back to our house... She won't hear our lovemaking in my basement apartment... much. We have all the time in the world, because I lost my job at Pizza Hut and my parole officer disappeared a few weeks ago.

[x-g.o.p.er]

32. Hi, what's your sign? I'm a feces.

:-)

And I'm almost single again.

And I have a pic in the gallery. But I warn you, I'm uglier than the south-end of a north-bound baboon, so view at your own risk.

[ShaneGR]

33. M, unemployed Nov 2nd, moving to Gaineville for Masters from DC

Good looking too! Ask me anything!

[indigobusiness]

38. How's yer melon smellin'?

My favorite line...almost never works.

[Dukakis88]

40. I know Victoria's Secret, baby...

...she is a naked lady and has cooties. Do you like Star Wars?

[indigobusiness]

41. I'm so

confused.

[Dukakis88]

48. That was one of my sure-fire flirt lines. I was offering it for your use.

[indigobusiness]

52. Oh...well, thanks...but I'm confining myself to melons

for the duration.

[JimmyJazz]

44. Gee, I wonder why?

:P

[indigobusiness]

47. But you LOVE it...

I know you...

[jdots]

43. how did you know ?

this is the third time today.

[Lautremont]

46. Maybe I should change my name to YWG Boy

and start a copycat flirting thread.

I haven't seen this chestnut yet: "If I told you you had a good body, would you hold it against me?"

Probably because it's a little old.

[yvr girl]

50. goldie oldie

Perhaps with the right incentive

[Lautremont]

54. Nice bum, where ya from?

That one, in the words of Pixie and Dixie, will tend to RAZZLE DAZZLE them.

[ropi]

51. how bout this one

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

[ropi]

49. *wink* *flirt flirt*

Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.

[Itascapark]

53. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Oh, so bad!
:headbang:

[JimmyJazz]

57. lol - I think I would have gone for that one at one time in my life

[Politicub]

56. You must be tired

Because you've been running through my head all night

[short bus president]

58. Hi all! Sorry I'm late.

OK - shortbus now open for flirting. Winner gets to set the reserve price on my Ebay "mango pants" auction!

[JimmyJazz]

59. dork

:loveya:

[short bus president]

62. WE HAVE A WINNER!

Thanks fer playin', ladies and gentlemen. I've got to go make the auction arrangements in private now.

And - oh yeah - that's EXACTLY what we kids are callin' it these days! Giggity!



:P

[JimmyJazz]

70. SBP - I gotta tell ya - I LUB YOU!

:loveya:

Even though my ass is reserved for another - the rest of me is YOURS!!!!!

[short bus president]

73. Hells yeah!

No fuckin' potty training!

:bounce:

[JimmyJazz]

77. Lawd Jippity - a man in mango pants -

makes the heart go pitta-pat

[brainshrub]

60. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

[GOPisEvil]

61. I did a lot of my best flirting with you yesterday!

Shall we drink and frolick? :D

[short bus president]

64. Hussy!

J'accuse!



I accuse you of blatant and wanton hussyism!

[GOPisEvil]

67. At least I'm not a scaverer!

[short bus president]

72. You only WISH

you were cromulent enough to be a scaverer! You've broken my heart, man. It's gonna take you 2 cases now.

:P

[JimmyJazz]

75. Excuse me!!! Do I have a say in any of this? I would like to have a say..

Say, is that a gun in your pocket...

[GOPisEvil]

76. Shit...I was going to bring a keg...

...but if I only need 2 cases...

[JimmyJazz]

78. slut! I knew you'd leave me for a hottie in mango pants! It was

only a matter of time.

[GOPisEvil]

79. Hottie?

Did you see his picture? He's what we call a pitching wedge - great from 100 yards. ;-)

[short bus president]

81. And you, my friend,

are what we call a "driver." Great fun to just take it out on the range and fuckin' smack some balls around.

;-)

[short bus president]

80. BOYS AND GIRLS!!!

DON'T MAKE ME FLICKER THE LIGHTS ON AND OFF!!!

It's a big bus. There's room for everyone. We shall roam the world together in a van painted like the mystery machine, and all learn how to play the guitar. Except you, 101er - you should play the harp, 'cause that's fuckin' cool. We'll be like Peter, Paul, and Mary, except not so much with the smelly hippie thing. And our van shall have a keg chiller in the back. And it will be good.

[GOPisEvil]

82. You really want this threesome thing, don't you?

[short bus president]

84. You've uncovered my fiendish plot.

This calls for an investigation. No. No. An "investigation" is just not sufficient. This calls for a vigorous pursuit of the truth. Yes.

No.

That's not it, either. This calls for something, goddammit. WTF?

AHA! :think: YES! THAT'S IT PRECISELY!

This calls for a THREE-WAY!

:P

[JimmyJazz]

85. ROTFLMAO - I'm game

:P

[GOPisEvil]

86. Well, I need help in my sharing skills...

...I was an only child after all.

Maybe this will help me practice...:think:

[JimmyJazz]

87. I was only kidding.

I won't share if you won't - you were the one holding yourself out to SBP as "available" for only 2 cases. I was just going along for the *ahem* ___________.

[GOPisEvil]

88. Actually...

...I'm a very generous person, but not THAT generous. :-)

[JimmyJazz]

89. How so? You have cheapened yourself and offered up your

services for a mere 12 bottles of beer - even I am not that easy! I require at least dinner (pizza) and a movie (porn) before allowing myself to be seduced by a person of the opposite sex... :P

[GOPisEvil]

91. It's not just any beer...it's Shiner Bock.

So I'm cheap...I prefer to say I offer excellent value.

[short bus president]

92. OK, now

don't make me go and play the "please don't let me be heartbroken and devastated TWICE in 3 WEEKS" card...

You guys make room for the bus on the bus, or else I'm tellin' mom!

<sniffle>

<pout>

<poutsomemore>

































<stillpouting>

x(

[JimmyJazz]

83. Will you bring some wine for me? I don't do keggers!

And the harp? That's kinda cool. I would prefer to be smoking some herb with the rest of the hippies, but, hey it's your fantasy and if you want me to play the harp, so be it.

[yvr girl]

101. It was good for me

I was going to say yes to drinking and frolicking, but then you just hit on someone else. I thought we had something special going on. I was already to play on the beaches of Greece with you and drink ouzo into the night. I may have even peeled you a grape.

[furrylitldevil]

63. There's always the coveted...

Good thing I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checkin' you out!

[edbermac]

66. What do you look like? Is your pic anywhere?

[yvr girl]

100. It's in the picture thread

[Dukakis88]

68. My weiner must think you're the flag, cuz he just stood up to salute!

Sorry. :shrug:

[Wapsie B]

69. Do you have a map?

I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

*flirt*

[Dukakis88]

74. Your sweet smile reminds me of my ex-wife, that castrating witch!!!

[CO Liberal]

90. Did It Hurt When You Fell From Heaven?

:-)

[mac56]

93. Do you believe in the hereafter?

Well, then you know what I'm here after!

[the Princess]

96. Wanna go back to my place?

I'm to the point.

[derbstyron]

98. God made me look like this. How could I not have a sense of humor?

:)

[Hello_Kitty]

102. So what's your sign?

Though I warn you, I don't believe in astrology and don't date men who do.