R. Kelly Says He Feels Like Osama Bin Laden

[Paragon]

Thoia-Thoing!

http://launch.yahoo.com/read/news.asp?contentID=214616

Kelly told Blender, "People can say whatever they want about you without knowing the facts. They can criticize you without even knowing you and hate you when they don't even know you. All of a sudden, you're like the bin Laden of America. Osama bin Laden is the only one who knows exactly what I'm going through."

In related news, Kelly released his first ever greatest hits set, the 'R.' In R&B Collection Volume 1, on September 9 on Jive Records. The first single from the set is "Thoia-Thoing."

[Richardo]

1. Uh - yeah.

Whatever.

[BattyDem]

2. Let me get this straight

He likes kiddie porn and he relates to bin Laden. Gee, that ought to boost record sales. :eyes:

[northzax]

5. likes kiddie porn?

er, he was nailed for PARTICIPATING in kiddie porn...

[BattyDem]

12. Yeah I know

but he hasn't gone to trial yet and I'm hopelessly PC ... innocent until proven guilty ... yada, yada ... but I really hope they nail the scum!

[mmm]

3. I have the same respect for this talentless jerk as I had for Tupac

ZEEERO!

[CatWoman]

13. Tupac was a great rapper

and poet.

That's pretty strong calling him a "talentless jerk".

Damn -- Madonna makes people puke, Tupac is/was a talentless jerk.............

no wonder I don't post in the lounge very much any more.

[LeftistGorilla]

18. Whats your beef with ...

Tupac?

[WoodrowFan]

4. Joke

What does R. Kelly call Trick or Treat? Home Delivery!!

[Enraged_Ape]

6. Is this the jerk that unleashed "I Believe I Can Fly" on us?

He should get twenty years in solitary just for that.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

7. i beliiieeve I can flyyy

i belieeeeve i can touch the sky
think about it every night an dayyyy
spread my wings and flyyyy awaaayyy

[Blue_Chill]

9. He's a crack head so yeah he does believe he can fly

My boss at my last job was in a band that got some time at a studio R. Kelly was using. Some of the sound tech there said he would ask them to go into DC and score him some drugs.

[madrchsod]

8. ok he marries

an underage girl, then get`s busted on tape screwing a underage girl..poor baby nobody likes him.

[VermontDem2004]

10. His record sales don't say that

He even won a Video Music Award and in order to win a VMA people have to vote for you.

[Blue_Chill]

11. So when are we sending the Marines after him?

Perhaps we should drop a bunker buster on him?

[Paragon]

14. "Thoia-Thoing" lyrics

(Intro):
Thoia thoia thoia thoia thoing thoing (uh)
Thoia thoia thoia thoia thoing (It's Kellz)
Thoia thoia thoia thoia thoing thoing (From Chi-Town)
Thoia thoia thoia thoia thoing (Japan via satelite, come on ya'll)
I had her singing
Thoia thoia thoia thoia thoing thoing (America)
Thoia thoia thoia thoia thoing (Getcha hands up)
She had me singing
Thoia thoia thoia thoia thoing thoing (Woooo)
Thoia thoia thoia thoia thoing (Woooo)

(Verse 1):
To who made need to kno
thats her on da flo
sliding down the pole
horny but fo chor
Drinks were in the cup
she showd me some loveso we left the club
Now were up in the Hummer V
shes so hot shes kissing on me
this is the girl of my fantasy
after the remix we were doing are thing

(Chorus):
I got her singing
Thoia thoia thoia thoia thoing thoing
Thoia thoia thoia thoia thoing
She had me singing
Thoia thoia thoia thoia thoing thoing
Thoia thoia thoia thoia thoing (x2)

(Verse 2):
Now I dont kno about chu
but I would like to get wit 2(ah)
dice hunnies while im chillen baracud(ah)
red bikinis and some up heal shoes (ah)
who could think of any dam thing cool(ah)
we at the crib so it aint no rules(ah)
Im butt naked, sweat socks, and house shoes(ah)
100 bottles of cris in the cool(ah)
Im frozen thanks the Jacob the jewl(ah)
one dal without me and shes shaking like a fien(ah)
yall tell me whats r&b without the the R(ah)

(Chorus)

(Verse 3):
I met a girl in the shopping mall
she had hazel eyes said shes form africa
she broke it down right in front of me
rollin on her knees I said im scared of ya
tattoo on her back lovin the way she wrok it
body movin like shes dancin in the circus
back forth up down when jerk it
put the thoiathoiathoing on now watch her murder it

(Chorus)

(Bridge):
We make a lot of noise
wake up through the world
all of the ladies in the house
we'll show ya boys and girls
last call for alcohol
we're closin down the bar
tell me where's the after party at
we rollin with the R

(Chorus)

[Richardo]

15. Sung to the tune of "The Way You Look Tonight", right?

.

[regnaD kciN]

16. The way things are goin', they're gonna crucify me!

At least he didn't compare himself to Jesus...

As to comparing R. Kelly to Osama, wasn't ObL the guy who came up with that song, "I believe I can fly jumbo jets into skyscrapers"...?

[leftofthedial]

17. that's 'cause his career is in hiding

it's a wonder he didn't say he feels like Dick Cheney.