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Thu Nov-04-04 11:02 PM
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| Poll question: What pick-up line should I use tomorrow night? |
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These are some of the dumbest mixed with some nice zingers. Which one should I use?
Please add suggestions.
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| TlalocW
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Thu Nov-04-04 11:07 PM
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| 1. All those pale in comparison to... |
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You remind me of a 20-pound bass. I don't know whether to eat you or mount you.
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| Endangered Specie
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Thu Nov-04-04 11:11 PM
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| 2. Shouldnt that be the mother who has sex with the carrot... |
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anatomically speaking :evilgrin:
I gotta stop watching porn ;)
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| LibLover
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Thu Nov-04-04 11:20 PM
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"I want to know if you washed your clothes in Windex, because I can see myself in your pants!"
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| WannaJumpMyScooter
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Thu Nov-04-04 11:27 PM
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| 4. And.... That's a nice dress (outfit, whatever) it sure would look |
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good crumpled up on my bedroom floor.
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| brainshrub
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Thu Nov-04-04 11:35 PM
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| 5. Ah, an oldie but goodie. |
| BlueJazz
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Fri Nov-05-04 12:33 AM
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| 6. Pull my finger Ok...how about... |
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..I just got out of prison and haven't had sex in 6 years, would you like to meet for coffee sometime?
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