Drunk barber and I are getting tore up!

[HEyHEY]

Wow, no idea about this.
Some of you may know of my .... need to become a war correspondent

Wel, drunk Barberr told me something he's never said before

He was one of the Canadians that was in the Vietnam war. He was a medic for the marines.
He told me I shouldn't do it.
But man, serious stories here

I'm out to get more rye, but post what you will
-Jer

[Fenris]

1. Lot you can learn from a drunk with scissors.

[indigobusiness]

2. ...and sutures.

[DS1]

6. with a splash of biology

:-)

[shoopnyc123]

3. KEWL....

[Elidor]

4. He's right.

Listen to him.

[nutsnberries]

5. since yur gittin' tore up, i've got easy questions for ya...

i've heard you talk about the drunk barber.

is he really a drunk and really a barber?

i need to know so i understand all future mention of said drunk barber.

one more thing> war correspondent - really?

[DS1]

7. Drunk barbers have a professional name. They go by

Hedgetrimmers.

or for short

Hedges.

[HEyHEY]

9. oooooooooo

such a burn!

Okayh out for more rye

[HEyHEY]

8. YEs

Drunk barber is a FUCKING DRUNK

Yes, I want to be a war correspondent, I can't explain why...I thin kit's the journalist in me