Shania Boudelang here agin, my neighbor Moonbeam said I was

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

pretty popular here las night. Which so shocks me and stuff because I know y'all are all libruls but like the great bush says who I am so happy is back in the Big House, we need to come together, right now, over me.

So ok I'll just talk about me cuz that's easy and today I went to go get a massage and my favirite oriental lady wasn't there so I got this guy and he creeped me out and shit with his cold clammy hands and I so could not relax. I mean he was ok but damn that massage gave me a fucking headache.

which reminds me I do cuss and y'all are just gonna have to be ok wiht that because I pray adn go to Bible study and sometimes I witness to the healing powers of the lord and I figger that makes up for it

So anyway OHMYGA I had such a bad headache I asked my friend Novella for some of her stuff her dr gives her and I don't even wanna know how she is always getting prescriptions for that stuff but I stopped off at the package store on the way and got some of that fruity wine I like and took the pillls with that so now im feeling mush better.

She gave me the usual stuff, three Vicodan (how u spell that?) but shit she also had some good mussle relaxer and she gave me 3 of those so I said shit, the kids will take care of theyselves and I know bob's on that trip but shit I wanted to get so fucked up they are great!

Im not really good at riting I am going to an online college right now trying to get some credits for an asociate degree like Mr George Bush said if you are trying to find a job just go to junior college so that is what I'm doing, only on the computer. Anything he says I know comes from teh Lord and I pray for him every day and I know lots of goodly Christians pray for his soulfulness. He is like the King of Souls. So I know whatever he says I need to listen for the message just like I do with Pastor Doug on sundays.

So that's how I started going to junior colleg.

[Bossy Monkey]

1. Oh. My. God. A star is born!

We'll have to keep you and MrBenchley apart, however. Might be one of those matter/antimatter things. (MrB writes-- sorry, rites, Bob Boudelang)

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

2. Um hello?

Bob is my old man. rofl.

he's outta town right now so the place is going to shit cuz I got rid of Juanita the cleaning lady and the damn agency hasn't sent me another one that can AHBLAH AYNGLASH very good or nothing.

god that just reminds me of that shit all over again, pisses me off. Pay them to clean your house decent and they can't even do it right.

when we're between Mexican cleaning ladys bob has to do all the cleaning I'm sorry I am just to fucking tired. I bet he never talks about taht because it would make him sound wimpy but I dont care Im the boss in this house!

[burrowowl]

10. Not quite up there with BoB

but pretty good.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. Well sheeit

I was wondrin where you were?

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

4. Oh damn I got a new friend here huh

can I ask you somethin

are you saved by the blood of Christ Jesus our Savor on High?

[signmike]

5. uh huh

warshed in the blood o' the Layamb! Say Hal-looya.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

6. well my friends all want me to come to a revival so they can do a healin'

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

7. sounds like you got good caring Christian friends then

they gonna set you on the right path, gurl, just let em just surrender yourselve to the holy sprit.

[GingerSnaps]

8. My old man busted out my last two teeth with his empty bottle of

Muscatel and he sayzz that i can quit one of my part time jobs when he gets off of parole :beer:

[Lex]

9. OMG.

I'm pretty sure I went to high school with you.

[Tom Kitten]

11. Praise the Lowerd!

Yall back! I'm so glad yer goin back to junior college cause thats exactly what I'm aimin to do myself! Plan on gettin myself one of them associate duhgrees so I can go out and be an associate myself somewhere for some nice big secure company like Hallyburton or something like that! I'm so glad "W" brung that whole idear up when he made monkeymeat outta that flipflopper Kerry a couple a weeks ago...now you gotta admit thats a right smart thing that man said and there ain't no two ways about it! I thank the Lowerd myself each and every day for bringing such a smart and caring man before the Amercan people and installing him despite their willful ignorants!

And oh yeah ain't those little vicodan pills just the greatest? I haven't been able to work for years due to a little pain in the neck that's been bothering me since I tried to throw my kitchen table at the teevee last time I saw that adulterer Klintoon up there pardoning all his crooked business pardners! But thanks to a tip I got from listening to Rush I gotta line on some great little pills through my gardener Jesus'e little senorita Maria and I been flying high ever since, even more so since last Tuesday!

Praise the Lowerd!

[signmike]

13. Jooneyer Collidge

Is thet thar like the Dooty Dootson truck drahvin school of truckin ? Thet's fer me - either that or larn to drahve a train - I allus wanted to be a engineer when I growed up. Wun a mah uncles has a whole passel of them fancy papers on the trailer wall from differnt mail-in collidgis he's awent to - an an an he gots hisself some PhDs? and Docters of tracter haulin an stuff? Nayow thet he's in the money he gots hisself aways on up in thar - gots the mud flaps with yer chrome nekkid ladies, twin stacks, 'coon tails, rebel flags on the trailer, and it's yer dubble-wide ya know, all the Nascar stickers in the winders, yeeeeHaw! Ya know - the goood stuff. He even had are cuzzin Donny Ray do the lan scapin - he put a Jeff Foxwerthy fer Prez sign in betwixt the pink flamingoes (there real plastic) with the crissmus lights an all -- not to dis are Hee-row, nun - it IS Bush cuntry -- course - it's ALL Bush Cuntry, nayow - haw haw.
Nex year, after tithin to Jaysus, he even gonna get his tooth fixed.
I'm gonna axe him fer the matchbook covers where he sent the 2 dollers to get them masterbashun papers.

[jdots]

12. you sure Bobby din't sneak off to the nas car racing ?