A little humor....

[TheMightyFavog]

Top 5 Ways Bush Administration and Republican Congress Will Reward the Solid South in the Next 4 Years (Jacob Novak - http://jakejakeny.blogspot.com)

5) Make all tickets to NASCAR events tax deductible
4) Force cancellation of "The West Wing" on NBC, replace with re-runs of "Hee-Haw"
3) Flood region with unneeded pork barrel projects at the expense of decaying Northeastern population centers... oh wait, they've done that already!!
2) Legally bar Dolly Parton from having her planned breast reduction surgery
1) New policy initiative: "No Homosexual Left Alone"