Anyone with a big saw so I can saw off NJ and float it to Europe?

[Jersey Devil]

I figure with NJ almost surrounded by water (ocean to the east and south, Delaware River on the entire west border) all I have to do is saw off the state accross the top and if enough DUers are willing to help push it east we can get it to float over to Europe. Not sure yet where to float it to exactly.

Any thoughts? Britain would be nice, but then I'd have to listen to Bush's Poodle all the time so I was thinking maybe somewhere warmer. Problem is I don't think NJ would fit through the Straits of Gibralter (I'd love the Mediterranean, maybe shove it next to Italy). As a practical matter though I think maybe Spain or Portugal would be best. What do you call those clicky things again they dance with in Spain? I'd like to get some of those and start practicing.

[EstimatedProphet]

1. I'm in, so long as we leave behind Newark n/t

[liberalmuse]

2. No....

but I have a giant pink snail we can ride to Europe in!

Stay here and fight with us! So, we'll suffer a little, but it will be worth it seeing the Bushbot's karma bite them in the ass.

[Sperk]

3. Take me! Massachusetts!

Land of the Liberals!!!!!!!!!!

[Dukakis88]

4. Tony Soprano could lend you the saw he used on Ralphie's head.

[Jersey Devil]

6. Thanks, will go to Badabing to pick it up

Actually, Badabing is a joint on Rt 17 near Giants Stadium called Satin Dolls.

[Dukakis88]

7. Yeah, I saw a doc. that said they don't really allow topless dancing there

Against the law in Jersey, or so it said.

[Jersey Devil]

8. Bunch of people from their production crew came to our club

a few years back, were looking for a place to shoot scenes of one of their backroom meeting places. Never called us back - sigh

[name not needed]

5. Let's saw off all of the northeast and the Great Lakes and

float it out to Europe!

[LisaLynne]

9. Yeah, because the Great Lakes are cool ... nt

[DemWitch]

10. I was thinking of detaching Ohio

and watching it sink into the lake...