Country Club Has Golf Tournament - Complete With Prostitutes & Strippers!

[matcom]

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Riverside County sheriff's investigators knew something was fishy when some golfers showed up for a golf tournament in Norco without their clubs.

When deputies raided the Hidden Valley Golf Club during the June 14, 2002, tournament, they found more than a dozen prostitutes and strippers providing sex and entertainment to golfers in tents set up near several tees.

On Thursday, a woman and two golf course managers who organized the tournament were sentenced to 125 days of house arrest and three years' probation for felony conspiracy to corrupt public morals.

Riverside County Superior Court Judge Christian F. "Rick" Thierbach chastised the three for the "immoral and illegal actions," telling them that the results of Tuesday's presidential election showed that many in the community place a high value on morality.

Hidden Valley Golf Club general manager Jason Wood, 38, his former assistant Darren James Bollinger, 30, and Sandy Juarez, 39, had organized two tournaments that drew an estimated 160 golfers. Along with a day of golf, Juarez provided prostitutes and strippers inside tents along the course.

The strippers and prostitutes, including one 16-year-old girl, advertised their services and prices on boards posted outside the tents, Riverside County Deputy Dist. Atty. Arthur Chang said.

http://www.latimes.com/news/custom/showcase/la-me-golfsex5nov05.story

[The Backlash Cometh]

1. Please tell me this was in a Republican county.

[NewJeffCT]

13. If they were Republicans

They could run for office and write it all off as "youthful indescretion"

[MarianJack]

2. Since It's a Country Club...

...most of those party goers were probably "family values" * supporters! You Know, "do as I say, not as I do!"

[underpants]

3. I wander what they charged for a tossed salad at "Hidden Valley"

sounds ranchy ON EDIT-I meant RAUNCHY my mistake.

[WoodrowFan]

4. insert hole in one joke here.

let's see, we need a joke about "getting a hole in one", maybe a putting joke as well. Something about using an iron or a wood.....

any I missed??

[underpants]

5. Well if you want to find a lot of putts........

Like that?

[WoodrowFan]

8. it only took me 3 strokes... (NT)

[WoodrowFan]

9. it's not THAt kind of ball washer/ (NT)

[WoodrowFan]

10. he LIKES putting in the rough. (NT)

[underpants]

6. They really mow the grass low around here

Like that?

[ironflange]

7. If you help me find my golf cart

We can drive around until we see daylight.

[matcom]

11. i think i left my putter on the third

you guys go on ahead. i'll catch up

[GingerSnaps]

12. Now, that's what you call a perk!

:crazy: