This chili I just ate tastes like death. Ask me anything.

[name not needed]

[BlondieK143]

1. Got gas?

:)

[name not needed]

3. No.

[HEIL PRESIDENT GOD]

2. Why can't you buy decent meat and cook for yourself?

Seriously, that shit is going to kill you. Don't trust the food industry any more than you trust Bush.

[name not needed]

4. Cause I'm a lazy sack of shit.

Happy?

[HEIL PRESIDENT GOD]

8. No, I'm too lazy

to stand in line for fast food! I'd rather sit around my apartment, throw some meat under the broiler, sit around, check DU, smoke a _____, walk another ten steps to the kitchen, flip the meat, come back, sit around, check DU, etc.

[Obviousman]

5. i love when bill maher talk about this

he's a big tin hatter when it comes to the food industry. i'm sure you all are right, but its so hard to find time to cook.

[htuttle]

6. Try adding more crackers

After spending 15 years driving a cab, I can attest to having eaten the worst diner chili ever made. Lots of really bad convenience store hot dogs, too.

[skygazer]

7. Upon what do you base your comparison?

Have you eaten "death"? On a related note, it always makes me leery when someone describes something as tasting like shit - I'm wary of people who eat shit.

[name not needed]

11. "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast."

"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"
"Um, no!"

[KamaAina]

9. You stole my Mom's secret recipe, didn't you?

Seriously. Years ago, she was making a big pot of chili. Next to it on the stove was another pan soaking in Ajax.

A-yup, she somehow managed to slosh the Ajax into the chili...nowadays she lives in Manhattan and mostly makes reservations :-)

edit: Mom can't spell Manhattan either (she's only lived there for eight years :-) )

[name not needed]

10. Oh geez, I've done that before.

Who knew soapy pancakes tasted so good? :shrug:

[LSdemocrat]

12. What does death taste like?

[name not needed]

13. You know what matcom smells like?

That's what death tastes like.