Man Claims He Is Jesus - Fires Random Shots From Handgun

[matcom]

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Some Moss Road residents were evacuated from their homes early today after a man claiming to be Jesus fired gunshots at random, law officers said.

After it was over, Chad Hancock (age and address unavailable) was arrested and charged with felony aggravated assault.

His girlfriend, Alisa Davidson, 20, was charged with disorderly conduct, according to warrants on file in the case.

It began just before 2 a.m. Thursday when someone at the Shannon Maynard residence on Moss Road called the Putnam Sheriff's Department and reported that a man there had a gun and was claiming to be Jesus Christ.

Deputy Cpl. David Gibbons and Deputies Ron Harris and Chuck Ledbetter rushed to the scene.

They were met outside the home by Shannon Maynard, who told them he had just run from his own home in fear of his life "after Chad Hancock had aimed a .22 caliber handgun at him," says a report by Deputy Harris.

http://www.herald-citizen.com/NF/omf.wnm/herald/news_story.html?[rkey=0032876+[cr=gdn

[Dukakis88]

1. I thought this was going to be a thread about Ashcroft's retirement party.

[thecrow]

2. I thought*'s handlers slipped up and there was a madman in DC

oh... there is anyway
nevermind

[indigobusiness]

3. Shouldn't he be converting lions

or something?

[GingerSnaps]

4. Jesus Christ

You have to be kidding :evilgrin:

[redqueen]

5. Don't know if I said this already (brain fried these past few days)

so in case I haven't...

I'm glad you're back. :hug:

[Squeech]

6. Blessed are the Peacemakers

Especially the ones manufactured by Colt.

Amen, and Yee Haw!

[Redneck Socialist]

7. Ya would think Jesus would shoot something a little bigger then a .22

I mean really, I picture the Saviour packing at least a .357.

[FuzzySlippers]

8. Only in America

would Jesus be shooting at people.