BY GEORGE I'VE GOT IT! A PLATFORM THAT WILL RESONATE WITH AMERICA!

[UdoKier]

Okay, you ready?

The democratic party will now support:

a. The immediate imprisonment of Scott Peterson( or whoever is the media's next Scott Peterson or OJ Simpson) , jury be damned - and his cell must be equipped with a camera so America can watch the goings-on LIVE, 24-7!

b. Michael Jackson's punishment for his latest child molestation: You guessed it - he will now have to have a little camera on his head at all times, so we can ooh and ahh at his eccentric liffestyle, and be titillated every time he makes an inappropriate move around one of his little sleepover guests!

c. The Celebrity bulimia/anorexia Act. Mary Kate will have to do community service by educating the young girls of America on the risks of anorexia/builimia by---wearing a MOUTH cam - that shows up close everything that goes in - or out!


d. A weekly national town hall to address family strife and social problems - hosted by Jerry Springer. The difference from his daytime show? The edicts of the chanting crowd will be legally binding! So when the crowd screams "Kick that cheatin' ho to the curb" The jealous hubby will have to do just that.



It's bound to work!

[Cinletharwi]

1. Isn't this Fox's Reality lineup for next year?

:shrug:

:crazy:

[UdoKier]

2. EXACTAMUNDO- REALITY GOVERNMENT!

We won't need taxes anymore because it will be supported by advertising revenues!

You think bible bumpers can compete with that?

[UdoKier]

3. Kick.

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