Caption (or Photoshop) the Marlboro Man

[trogdor]

Is it Halloween yet?

[Liberal Veteran]

1. Well, he's done the cowboy, military man, and construction worker...

...now all we need is for him to do is the Indian and the cop and he will have successfully dressed up as all the Village People.

[AngryYoungMan]

3. None of The Village People was a cheerleader, right?

Too bad...

[Richardo]

7. Don't forget the leather biker - *that's* the one we want to see!

:thumbsup:

[LynneSin]

11. I think I just wet my undies reading that post

stop it! Stop making me laugh! That was too precious!

[Enraged_Ape]

14. LOL

:bounce:

[Lisa]

18. oh, the cop's badge is in his pocket, all set to go!

A REAl badge, belonging to George Howard, a REAL officer who died at the WTC. A braver and more generous man than Bush.

[AngryYoungMan]

2. It's actually a pretty good photo.

I mean, he looks fine here.

You'd need to KNOW what a douchebag he is. You can't get it from this photo, which is unusual given his arsenal of stupid facial expressions.

If you took this photo back in time to before people knew who he was, and showed them this (and didn't tell them it was a 21st Century U.S. President and not some showbiz or literary figure) they woudn't necessarily say it was so bad.

[Hubert Flottz]

8. The blaze orange coveralls is what I wanna see!

And the leg and wrist chains!

[Richardo]

9. Ha! - "Nobody can do the "perp walk" like I do"

Nobody can do the "shingaling" like I do
Nobody can do the "Boogaloo" like I do (etc)

from "Land of 1,000 Failures"

[underpants]

4. Dick in a hat

:thumbsdown:

[Hubert Flottz]

5. "What is it besides steers that come from Texas?"

They grow 'em big in Texas allright, assholes that is!

[Richardo]

6. All hat, no cattle...

'nuff said.

[TeeYiYi]

10. ? . . .

TYY

[skip fox]

12. W. is "thinking": "Yep. Got some might frisky doggies out there

in the south forty and gotta wrangle some buffalo 'fore this drive is done. Maybe drum up a posse and get us some injuns. Rustle up some coffee from ol' Cookie. Get some biskets first thing, and spit the coffee out saying, 'The shit tastes like mud,' then slap on the pig-iron, mount my trusty Paint, and mosey over to Dolly Bell's for a card game. Just give me the bottle and a glass, an' nobody better be looking at me funny, if they know what's good for them! Hot damn, I'm one rip-snortin' cowhand, if I do say so myself. . . . Oh, shit. What do they want now? . . . Damn. They're calling me in for lunch. Vegetable soup. Pee-yew! Ugh."

[BelgianMadCow]

13. caption : The Bad

The Bad

[BelgianMadCow]

15. Evildoer on the horizon

Evildoer on the horizon, can't they see ?

[Braden]

16. Man if they could see me at the DKE house

they would say I look Presidential.

connecticut cowboys sure look regal.

[cosmicdot]

17. W is thinking: it would be really neat if I wasn't scared of horses

... or could ride a segway ... then, this might work ...

far from the dusty trails back Down East

[sspiderjohn]

19. agreed -- no real cowbooy is afraid to ride a horse

And you have no right to wear the hat if you're not a cowboy. Sorry. The hat means something. It means you're a cowboy. What GW is doing is like fake NFL team jerseys -- it's just WRONG.

wonder who guts and scales the fish?

[cosmicdot]

21. wonder who guts and scales the fish?

my conjecture: they 'give' the fish to a local market; and, took a tax write-off for any expenses not covered by the US taxpayer ... the US taxpayer flew-in fish from Scandinavia for the kitchen help to prepare (but, they probably ate chateaubriand).

[skip fox]

20. W. is "thinking": "Trouble with horses . . .

you gotta get off 'em to kiss 'em."