I have chickens and eggs - ask me anything

[jhain]

I got the chickens first but some people get the eggs first

[spatlese]

1. What are you cooking? nt

[jhain]

3. omelets

with cheese

have not eaten any of the chickens- altho every once in a while my son tries to convince his little sister that we just consumed Alice or Bobette or Strawberry or Cinderella or Marshmellow or Brenda or or or

Brothers.

[calico1]

2. Where did the eggs come from?

;-)

[jhain]

5. The feed store n/t

[motely36]

4. Which did you buy first?

The chicken or the eggs?

[jhain]

7. the chickens

then I let them hatch some of their eggs

[Xipe Totec]

6. Reminds me of the story

Of a count that conspired to overthrow his king. He was thrown in a dungeon and tortured. After weeks of suffering the king offered to free him if he revealed the names of his accomplices. The count refused, so he was thrown back into the dungeon and tortured for another month. The king brought him out again and gave him another chance to confess and name his accomplices but the count refused. The king lost patience and ordered an immediate execution. The count was dragged to the gallows, tied to the cutting block and, as an act of mercy, the king asked the count one last time to confess, but the count still refused so the execution was carried out.

Just as the axe was falling, the count panicked and yelled: ALRIGHT! I'LL TALK! MY ACCOMPLICES WERE...

It was too late. The count's head rolled into the basket before he could reveal a single name.

The moral of the story is:

Never hatchet your counts before they chicken :P

[jhain]

8. BAWAHAHAHA

and I thought dh was the king of puns!

this is perfect!

[texas1928]

9. SO what came first

the chicken or the egg?

[jhain]

10. i like the dinosaur egg explanation

freepers brains would explode, of course, if you mentioned evolution.

I have decided they decided not to believe in evolution because bush never did evolve.

[MazeRat7]

11. Why do you have chickens and eggs ?

[FellowAmerican]

12. Well, if the egg came first

how did you know it was a chicken egg?