cmd
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Fri Nov-05-04 08:35 PM
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Just back from dinner at a little local bar. Ordered a scotch on the rocks. Bartender poured Dewer's. A gnat got to the bottle before me. The Dewers went down the drain. Young foolish bartender poured a full glass of Chivas. Another gnat had been there. The Chivas went down the drain! I then ordered an iced tea. If I had been at home the gnat would have been fished out and the scotch would be downed. My bad week continues.
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Fri Nov-05-04 08:37 PM
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1. He should have held each gnat over its respective bottle, |
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And shouted "Spit it out! Go on, spit it OUT!"
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Fri Nov-05-04 08:41 PM
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Edited on Fri Nov-05-04 08:45 PM by coalminersdaughter
Thank you, thank you! I needed that. After bawling for the last few days I needed something to make me smile!
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Fri Nov-05-04 08:52 PM
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3. I drink my scotch straight up. |
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:9 :hack: :D
If that bar is serving insects with the booze, I'd recommend another bar. :-)
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Fri Nov-05-04 08:55 PM
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4. What's wrong with bars that serve insects? |
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Honestly, some people are snobs.
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Fri Nov-05-04 08:55 PM
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I doubt I will ever order a drink there again. They do make great potato soup with yummy little dumplings. I carefully screened every bite.
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