Free to good home disgusted Texan

[Lone_Star_Dem]

Looking for a good home in a blue State.
Playful, loving, cute and housebroken. Prefer all Democratic household as she tends to not socialize well with republicans.
Also seeking homes for 4,216,716 of her littermates.
Please call 555/555-5555 if interested . :)

[glitch]

1. LOL! nt

[ogradda]

2. well i can put one in the spare room

and one on the couch. but the other 4,216,715:shrug:

[flowomo]

3. mighta done it.... if you had a toll free number....

but those 555 calls are murder.

[Gardeaux08]

14. ok

how about 1-800-URFCKD?

[sonias]

4. great ad TexasDem4Kerry

I'm one of your litter mates.

Sonia

[Lone_Star_Dem]

5. Hello there fellow Texan

Isn't it sad that there are so many of us here to have so little impact?! I was thinking the democratic party should start a relocation program for Texans. If place correctly we could really rock the vote! lol!!

[tech3149]

6. My bedroom's free

I just have to get rid of the junk that's sitting on my bed. PA isn't that bad. I'm sure the nights in Texas aren't too much warmer than winter PA days. I'm more than willing to share my warmth on any day. If the littermates don't like my home, they can always stay at my parents.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

8. Great were coming!

We're gonna need some redistricting on PA now. Bring on those electoral votes!

[tech3149]

12. I'll do the cookin you buy the beer

and you can play my guitar if you put it back when your done.

[pop goes the weasel]

7. did you look here?

http://www.marryanamerican.ca/

[Lone_Star_Dem]

9. Not looking to leave the Country.

Not that I didn't think of it for a day or so. I just want to destroy the Texas economy and place our electoral votes where they will actually do some good. :)

[pop goes the weasel]

10. destroy the Texas economy?

When the Texas economy was at its worst, its politics and society were also at their worst. It isn't the economy that is the problem here. The problem is the uneven distribution of wealth and power. In a lousy economy, the powerless will simply suffer more. Those who are doing well will continue to do well.

Example: In my county, the cut-off monthly income for medical assistance to the indigent is $280. That is, if you make $281, you are not considered indigent and can not get assistance. Forty percent of the county voted for Kerry. Now, who do you think that 40% was? How much more do you want them to suffer?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

11. I hope people cheat a lot on that $280. I really do.

Me, I'd be lying my ass off were I in that situation. With NO remorse whatsoever.

[matcom]

13. i need measurements

errr "dimensions" :D

[Skittles]

15. my couch is open

I live in a small place :)

[OSX]

16. Better Yet...

Lets all do a bulk move to Texas and make it blue.

"that's right, your not from Texas...Texas want's you anyway"

-l. lovett.

osx

[JimmyJazz]

17. I've got a house for sale in BLUE DE - hell, I'll even help you

find a job - the only problem is if all the red state people move to Canada or a blue state, then we'll never get a democrat in the WH again - you can still visit if you would like, though. :)

[Reciprocity]

18. Go ahead and laugh.

I know the odds are astronomical but I'm hoping my $2:00 on the $90 million Mega Millions jackpot might pay off. I have lost my faith, pride, dreams, and piece of mind in this election. My heart is broken and this is the only dream I have left. If I win I intend to build a commune for democrats in red states to live in, until we turn the red into blue.