Yay! My fire extinguisher still works! Er, worked.

[short bus president]

Those of you familiar with last night's "bachelor chow" thread should immediately recognize this as a follow-on exhibition of my culinary genius. I got a bit fancier than the old cheese & mayo thing today, with the skillet and the oil and whatnot. The fire was under control very quickly. Didn't even have a chance to set the fire alarms off. And I still have both eyebrows. However, as a result of the incident, I remain very very hungry, and newly leery of the attitude my kitchen has towards me. Whatever shall I do?

[Cerridwen]

1. Disconnect the smoke alarms?

:evilgrin:

Okay, serious now, ahem, how about a toaster over?

"Get back on the horse?"

Nevermind, I suck at serious today.

:silly:

[short bus president]

4. Just today?

You got off easy...

:P

[Cerridwen]

7. Ahhhhhhhhhggggggggggggg, you got me!

Seriously, though...

[da_chimperor]

2. Get a spoon, a bottle of tabasco, and eat what's left in the pan

Enough tabasco can make anything edible.

[short bus president]

5. but I think

the yellow-green goo from the fire extinguisher might be toxic. I mean, I don't know this for a fact. I suppose a little bit prolly wouldn't kill me.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

3. Jeesh, my smoke detector goes off after a good bong hit....

glad you're ok, but maybe you should replace that thing. Just concerned...

[short bus president]

6. Replace my bong? NEVER!

The fire alarms have been in need of replacement since they were new. They have heat-rise sensors as opposed to just smoke detectors, with the resultant nasty side-effect of wanting to shriek at me when the heater kicks on during cool nights. Keeps me on my toes, I guess.

;-)

[sleepyhead]

8. You're lucky.

My smoke detectors go off whenever I make toast. And I make my toast medium-rare!