Which Would You Like To Post FIRST In LBN as "Breaking News"?

[matcom]

note: "like" doesn't necessarily mean "good" in this poll (up to you)

[DuctapeFatwa]

1. Liberation Forces Capture Washington!

!

[catzies]

2. Reagan gave up the ranch years ago -- lives in Bel Air now

with a house bought by his cronies.

IIRC, the street number was 666, and they got it changed.

[Bluzmann57]

3. Voted for the Bush gets beat scenario.

That would be great. The Reagan dying scenario is just sick and it should be removed. He was a terrible Pres. but wishing him dead is no better than righties wishing Clinton dead. Just wanted to get my two cents in.

[matcom]

5. note to self: don't invite Bluzmann57 to my "Reagan Is Dead" Party

that's ok. it'll be crowded here enough with the keg, etc....

:D

[Bluzmann57]

8. And besides that...

you wouldn't have any beer left if you invited me. "Keg Killers" live! Never mind, that was years ago in my youth. Many years ago. Invite me to your "bush loses" party though.

[Maeve]

4. Bush and Cheney in jail

Along with Kenny Boy, Tom Delay and Trent Lott for good measure!

[Kat45]

6. Indicted would be nice, but I'm waiting for convicted!

So I voted for electoral defeat.

[HawkerHurricane]

7. Bush, Cheney Convert to Christianity

Plead guilty to all crimes, resign positions, refuse to defend selves at trial.
'We've done terrible things' says Bush, 'And we intend to make restitution as best we can.'

[zbdent]

9. Got any "Ashcroft caught in Rectory with naked choirboy"

?

[Norbert]

10. Bu$h and Cheney indicted for impersonating elected officials.

Was going to go with the voted out of office one but the indicted one was just too good.

Oh yeah! The icing on the cake would be. Upon consultation with his father, former President George H. Bush was heard to say. "Haven't I bailed you out of enough of your messes already? You're on your own, kid."

[Kolesar]

11. Tony Blair bites Bush

[dofus]

12. Why no other category?

I'd want to be the first to post:

George W Bush resigns.

Of course, Dick Cheney needs to be removed first, as happened with Agnew prior to Nixon's resignation.

[leftist_rebel1569]

13. Ents come to life and grab Shrub

they hold him hostage in the California Redwood Forest, until their pro-enviromental demands are met...

gawd, would I EVER love to say that...:)

[einsteins stein]

14. Cheney Resigns, Bush Impeached

Sort of a Nixon/Agnew karmic resolution.

[ProudGerman]

15. Entire administration hauled off in handcuffs

Today, in a development that was expected, but still shocking nontheless, the FBI raided the White House. The entire administration from top down was handcuffed, hooded, and led into the back of a paddywagon. The President, Vice President, and all senior officials are being held at an undisclosed location without bond. Subordinate officials have been released on 250,000 dollars bond, and forced to wear ankle bracelets. The entire administration has been charged with high treason, fraud, perjury, and numerous conspiracy charges. Constitutional experts are debating now if any of these charges are capital crimes.

In related news, chief executives and the boards of several high profile government contracting firms have also been placed under arrest. Also, Congress has signed onto the World Court treaty, and word has it that war crimes charges are being drawn up for Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Pearle, and Wolfowitz. Extradition negotiations will be conducted with the Hague after the hearings, and possible sentencing hearings are through.


And, I want to post the pics too.:D

[Fridays Child]

16. Indicted, as long as it's before November, 2004. Otherwise, defeated.

[Guaranteed]

17. I'm surprised there isn't more anger at Osama....

I'd love to see Bush getting the ole pepper spray in the kisser, but, man....Osama....THAT guy....there are no words for what I'd like to have done to him.
Maybe make him eat a grenade.
But that's too quick.
Probably something having to do with his testicles, to start. Any other suggestions?

[underpants]

18. I voted for the OBL dead/captured

Hell yeah that would be great (better if captured and not made a martyr)