A 5 year old OBGYN

[JohnKleeb]

http://www.davesdaily.com/out.php?id=1242&url=http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2004/11/03/five_year_old_boy_helps_mom_deliver_baby/
http://www.davesdaily.com/out.php?id=1242&url=hFive-year-old boy helps mom deliver baby

November 3, 2004

OAKLAND, Calif. -- A 5-year-old boy who aspires to be a doctor received some unexpected training as an obstetrician when he helped his mother deliver his baby sister.

Taru Mills woke up at 5 a.m. Oct. 15 and realized that it was time. She called 9-1-1 and many family members, and with keys and purse in hand attempted to get down the stairs of her East Oakland apartment. But now two-week-old Mya Daylene was impatient, and Mills had to turn to her son, Devon.

"(The baby) was crowning, and I just dropped to my knees and told Devon to get me some towels," Mills told the Oakland Tribune.

A calm and composed Devon helped with the towels, kept the family cat, Smokey, out of the area, and held his mother's hand while she pushed.

In a matter of minutes, Mya entered the world two weeks before her scheduled arrival, weighing six pounds and 15 ounces.

Mills said she was in a daze after the delivery, but Devon helped her snap out of it.

Now I got a question, will he be sued for not loving his patient enough, :shrug:.

[matcom]

1. DAMN! He Is Spreading his LOVE at 5!

:D

[JohnKleeb]

2. to his moms no less

:D

[matcom]

3. bet he learned that on those Internets

:7

[JohnKleeb]

5. and he owns a timber company too?

anyone want some wood

[MidwestTransplant]

4. I thought they could no longer "practice their love on women?"

[JohnKleeb]

6. apparently there's an exception to every rule

[onebigbadwulf]

7. He'd be sued if there was anything wrong wtih the baby

that's what our great country's come to.

[JohnKleeb]

8. stranger things have happened

so yeah I bet.

[IronLionZion]

11. "Democrats are always suing good people like Doctors and Employers"

That's what the freepers tell me. hmm....

[Deja Q]

9. 'There are OGBYN's who aren't able to practice their.... love for women'

So they get 5 year old boys.

Makes sense, and Junior costs a lot less than a real one too. :eyes:

* said that very quote. I'm not nearly as perverted and immoral enough to have even thought it.

[JohnKleeb]

10. ha

what if the five year old kid has a Mrs. Robinson moment. :)

And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files
We'd like to help you learn to help yourself
Look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes
Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home

And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
It's a little secret, just the Robinsons' affair
Most of all, you've got to hide it from the kids

Coo, coo, ca-choo, Mrs Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon
Going to the candidates debate
Laugh about it, shout about it
When you've got to choose
Ev'ry way you look at it, you lose

Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you (Woo, woo, woo)
What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson
Joltin' Joe has left and gone away
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)