Someone stole my "moral compass"

[salin]

and pointed it to the DeLay branch of the GOP...

Turns out the definition of "morals" on the compass is written in a lost language and it is only the GOP that interpret the message as pro-prejudice and anti-civil liberties.

Any suggestions on how to either ge the compass back, or neutralize the current force?

[jhain]

1. we need GPS n/t

[salin]

4. indeed - a fortune to be made off of that particular GPS system. n/t

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

2. Yes, you can use my sex-detecting GPS unit.

Just one pull for start, and 3,246 pulls for stop.

[salin]

5. er... still seems to be

pointing to the Tom DeLay branch... ;-)

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

10. Oh no.... not on your life. Not with MATCOM's dick and

Rabrrrr pushin' no way, no how, not me!

[salin]

12. yikes... such images...

perhaps instead thinking of the modern translation of John Dean and others pulling on Dick Nixon's ear and when he doesn't listen - start leaking the realities of the malfeasance.... though not sure who would play John Dean in the current rendition.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

15. That is what I mean...when will the H2O gate happen?

[salin]

18. due to the fact that these folks are so unrestrained...

seems that it is only a matter of time - even with the media being rather complici... they are SO over the line and pushing further and more furiously each day...

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

22. I know, it amazes me... it is like they just don't care

as if they _do_ have some kind of inside track with God or something. They get caught and just shrug and go on doing it. No one gets fired, no blame assessed, the Dems just sigh and everything muddles along.

[salin]

23. almost like living in "Pleasantville"

with everything being in black and white.

[short bus president]

3. As with most other problems in life, this can be solved only by

employing a ridiculously large magnet.

[salin]

7. can we put together all of the "magnetic strips"

on the back of our credit cards, atm cards, library cards, student ID cards (if applicable), etc... to create such a magnet?

[short bus president]

13. Yes, but we'll have to melt them all down first.

And you KNOW what that means...

Fire! FIRE! FIRE!! FIRE!!!

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

17. Yes, brother it is time.... FIRE!

Fire on the mountain.

[short bus president]

20. Fuck the mountain!

Put it in my pipe first, then the friggin' rocks can have theirs.

[bobthedrummer]

6. Try using the North Star at night and the Sun when visible behind the

CHEMTRAILS.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

8. Oh nooooo, he said.....shhhh.... chemtrails!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhelppppppppppppmeeeee.

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:tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat:
:tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat:

[salin]

9. Chem trails?

along with the loss of my moral compass... my "reality based" read on things has diminished. Starting not to believe in science, and thus anything with the word "chemical" in it (as that would suggest that I believe in Chemestry.... HERESY! ;-)

[GOPisEvil]

11. So Tom DeLay IS made out of lodestone!

I had suspected!

[salin]

14. and he seems to be supported

by a bunch of "load" (a-manipulated religious) stoned (faced, ala those who looked at Medusa) fanatics...

[GOPisEvil]

16. Too true.

They are a sick bunch - they scare me more than any terrorist.

[salin]

19. "more than any terrorist..."

.... some are terrorists - the media just doesn't like to use that term for home grown offenders - hence the glitch in the "moral compass".

[GOPisEvil]

21. "Freedom fighter"

US Government term for terrorists we like.

[salin]

24. yet, they went after McVeigh (sp)... but still

I don't recall him being referred to as a "terrorist".