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Borgnine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 10:32 PM
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I'm dumping my right hand of 21 years.
The sex was great, but it has hangnail now. I'm thinking about dating its sister.
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Jack Schitt Donating Member (535 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 10:33 PM
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1. ...
Go to a party. Find a woman.

:)
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 10:35 PM
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2. Nah, women have hangnails too... cut it off
it is of no use to you now.
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 10:35 PM
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3. Really? Over a hangnail?
Shit, I stuck with mine through 4 broken fingers and all sorts of friction-burn problems. I never even left her after she grew that beard. The sister's cool and all, I guess. But she's just got no rhythm.

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dorktv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 10:36 PM
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4. We need a Dating forum for this site.
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onebigbadwulf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 10:48 PM
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5. Took you long enough.
I dont get why people stay in failing relationships so long. Not worth it.
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