I need a spanking can I get a volunteer?

[GingerSnaps]

I have been a naughty girl tonight and I am on my 1000th "Hail Mary" right now.

:spank:

[GOPisEvil]

1. Can you describe the naughtiness, please?

:D

[GingerSnaps]

3. If I did that your computer screen would melt

:evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

6. Oh dear!

You might need to skip to saying a few Novenas. I'm not sure Hail Mary's will count. While you're at it, do a few Stations of the Cross too.

[GingerSnaps]

8. Dear God

How many Novenas should I say? :shrug:

[GOPisEvil]

10. You'll have to ask a priest.

If he loosens his collar while you're telling your sins, prepare to pack a lunch to your penance - you'll be there a while. }(

[GingerSnaps]

12. He would have to listen for several hours

Do you think that I should take a pen and a pad of paper with? :D

[GOPisEvil]

14. You might tell the church ahead of time...

...so they can schedule a relief priest for when the first one gets tired.

[eataTREE]

2. Why, of course, my dear.

Disciplining unruly wenches is my specialty. Step into my dungeon, er, parlor, while I go pick out an appropriate implement of correction... :P

[BoX o BooX]

4. Howard Stern found your solution:

http://www.robospanker.com/

He featured it on Friday's show. It's... disturbing.

[MacCovern]

5. Hail Mary and spanking

Geez, Catholics just love pain sometimes.

I hope you get a good spanky! spanky! :)

[short bus president]

7. Jesus!

You people and yer damned "undeclared" genders! I should've been Lounge-stalking you for WEEKS now, but no - you're "undeclared," and I'm very leery of Lounge-stalking male DUers other than GOPisEvil, because I trust him and I know he won't hurt me. And he's gonna get me drunk first. But I digress...

Would it be OK if I Lounge-stalk you some, now?

Stupid! STUPID! STUPID!!!

[GingerSnaps]

9. Check it out again

I guess it would be alright :evilgrin:

[short bus president]

11. Ha-HA!

But now, how can I ever trust you? Have you been deceitful, or have you simply been coy? Or should I really just STFU and offer to spank you now, regardless?

:P

[GingerSnaps]

13. Coy

:D

[short bus president]

15. Well, OK then.

But I hafta ask up front how kinky you are. If yer not kinky enough, we can't see each other, else it'll end badly, and/or I'll tell yer Mom about your porno column in the local paper. Or something to that effect. It's been a long night in the Lounge.

[GingerSnaps]

16. You can't tell my Mom

:cry:

[short bus president]

17. Very well.

Instead I'll write a porno column about you for the local paper. Or something to that effect. It's been a long, long night in the Lounge.

:P

[AwakeAtLast]

18. You all have forgotten something....

Here ya go!

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

[jukes]

19. tie a knot in a half inch natural fiber rope,

let soak 1/2 hour, and flagellate yourself!