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Sat Nov-06-04 11:49 PM
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...damn food in the house, and I'm hungry. I'm living off leftover Halloween candy.
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Sat Nov-06-04 11:50 PM
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Sat Nov-06-04 11:50 PM
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damn God......I wish I could believe in one, but alas, I cannot.
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Sat Nov-06-04 11:51 PM
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3. You don't keep an emergency can of soup in the cupboard? |
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I know things are bad when I'm reaching for the dusty can of chicken noodle soup.
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Sun Nov-07-04 10:37 AM
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you know things are BAD when you reach for that dusty can, notice that it's swollen and suspicious-looking, but heat & eat it anyway, thinking the magic rays from the micro-wave-box will kill the botulism, but yer WRONG! The botulism figgered out long ago to wear its tinfoil hat, and it's smarter than you are. You have no hope. You've been bested by microbes.
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Sat Nov-06-04 11:51 PM
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ed Ham sandwich lying half-eaten on the middle shelf of my fridge. Is that so wrong?
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Sat Nov-06-04 11:52 PM
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5. Borrow $5 from each of 4 friends................ |
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go buy the biggest bags of pinto beans and rice you can afford, it will get you by until money comes in.
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Sun Nov-07-04 12:02 AM
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6. I lived for months once on grilled cheese and tomato soup |
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It was during the Reagan Admin.
Can of tomato soup..$.40 Loaf of bread.......$.70 Kraft Singles...Shoplift unless "welfare cheese" was available.
Survive for 4-5 days.
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Sun Nov-07-04 12:05 AM
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7. SMACK Ramen Noodles are $0.10 |
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a pack....gather up all th change around the house and in the car. I'll bet you'll be ok for a while. Duckie
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teach1st
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Sun Nov-07-04 12:22 AM
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8. Money isn't the problem... |
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Sun Nov-07-04 09:52 AM
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11. Drive-thru? Order a Pizza? |
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Suck it up and go to the store. Duckie
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Sun Nov-07-04 02:54 AM
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9. Yes there is! And she's pissed as Hell at us. |
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Corporate America controls the media and we get manufactured news. Corporate America now controls the voting machines and we get manufactured elections.http://www.blackboxvoting.org/
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Sun Nov-07-04 06:15 AM
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10. i'm a jobless international student... |
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Sun Nov-07-04 10:31 AM
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12. Yeah, but if you're going today, you wanna get there |
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before the church people get out. It gets crowded then. And the donuts disappear.
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