"Citizen Kane" versus my underwear

[Rabrrrrrr]

best two out of three, "Lawnmower Man"-style. Who ends up last?

[GOPisEvil]

1. Splunge

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. I'm sorry, but that is an illegal answer

You will need to return to the appliance aisle.

[GOPisEvil]

5. Do they sell toaster ovens there?

I've always wanted one, but since I can't have a lesbian conversion, I'll have to buy my own.

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Sorry, they only have them for lesbians

That's the law, as passed by your friendly america-family-values-hating DEMONrats.

[GOPisEvil]

7. Damned LIEbruls!

Always trying to ruin my family values fun!

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. Yep. That's why I'm glad we have a Christian in office this time

Gettin' tired of the athiests and other jew-loving immigrants running the country from Hollywood and through the media.

[GOPisEvil]

11. That damned LIEbrul media!

It's a good thing there is FoxNews, or there would be nothing I could trust on the air.

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. Abso-positively-lutely!!

And thank God that with a good Christian republican (I know, they mean the same thing, but I felt like saying both...) in the white house, I finally feel safe walking outside because at least I know the cirminals are behind bars, and not being released and handed jobs teaching our children in the godless public education system.

[edbermac]

13. Toaster oven? Can you heat spam in that?

I'd like a spam, egg, sausage, and spam sandwich...and if you don't have any sausage, use spam...

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. Sorry, baked beans are off

[short bus president]

2. The guy in

the vagina-flower underwear ALWAYS comes out last.

Sorry dude. I simply speak the harsh truth. Consider boxer-briefs. Solid colors.

;-)

[Philostopher]

4. I like stoats.

Really.

[Obviousman]

8. im new here

and i have to say, ive seen some of the CRAZIEST stuff in the lounge. i love you all, but you're crazy!

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. We're not crazy. We're laquered.

To within an inch of destiny.