BREAKING NEWS: I have angina when I masticate.

[Maddy McCall]

:-)

[GOPisEvil]

1. Oh, there are SO many ways to go with that remark.

:evilgrin:

[Maddy McCall]

3. LOL!

Feel free to go there. :-)

[GOPisEvil]

9. Pssst...your epidermis is showing!

:o

[Maddy McCall]

12. OMG! Well I'll be sure to keep my uvula to myself.

:P

[FM Arouet666]

2. Try jerking off instead

:evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

4. In this repuke-dominated society, mastication is a sin.

Doesn't everybody know that? O8)

[wtmusic]

5. I'll bet you have acute angina

but don't worry, mastication is healthy

[Mz Pip]

6. It really hurts

when I stick a knitting needle in my ear, too.

Damn it.

MzPip

:dem:

[FM Arouet666]

7. I masturbate to Angelina Jolie is that the same thing?

:evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[miss_kitty]

8. OMG! DOES IT HURT?

:hi:

[AwakeAtLast]

10. How long before a copycat?

Anyone want to throw out a starting bet?

[Maddy McCall]

11. This is a copycat.

:P

[AwakeAtLast]

13. ARRRGGGHHH!!!

I'm too slow.

But what about a copycat of this copycat?



Right back at ya!

[Maddy McCall]

14. LOL...I think someone just took care of the copycat's copycat.

:-)