Yo momma so big...

[Heyo]

...she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

:9

Heyo

[Blaq Dem]

1. yo momma so big, she fell out of bed and went straight to hell. LOL

[Heyo]

3. Hahaha.. good one!

Yo mama's glasses so thick she can see into the future.

:9

Heyo

[Nicole]

2. yo momma so big

it takes her two trips to haul ass.

[Blaq Dem]

4. ...and bounced back! LOL

[Maddy McCall]

5. Yo mamma so big that when she wore her Malcolm X t-shirt

a helicopter tried to land on her back. :P

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

6. Yo momma so big...

...they need the Chinese alphabet to size her bra!

[Heyo]

7. Hahahaha!!!

Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

:9

Heyo

[Spiffarino]

8. Yo momma so big...

Her blood type is "Ragu"

[Heyo]

9. Yo momma so big....

....she's on both sides of the family.

[Spiffarino]

10. Yo momma so big...

...she has to iron her pants in the driveway.

[Heyo]

11. Yo momma so poor...

....she goes to KFC and licks other people's fingers.

:9

Heyo

[Spiffarino]

12. Yo momma so big...

...she looks at the whole restaurant menu and says..."OK!"

[Blaq Dem]

13. you momma so big, i saw her growing her own food on a fat farm. n/t

[Cobalt Violet]

14. yo mama so big, she got a flesh eating disease and that was 3 wks. ago.

[Heyo]

15. Yo momma stink so bad.....

... she put on Secret and it told on her.

Heyo

[amerikat]

16. yo mama so big, she keeps her diaphram in a pizza box(nt)

ducking for cover....

[Heyo]

17. Hahahaha

Kickin' it old school.

Yo momma so bald, even a wig wouldn't help.

:9

Heyo

[Roon]

18. Yo momma's teeth so yellow..

I can't believe it's not butter...

[Roon]

19. Yo momma so hairy

bigfoot takes HER picture..

[Skittles]

20. yo momma like a bowling ball

picked up and fingered and thrown in the gutter

[Heyo]

21. yo momma so dirty...

...she has to sneak up on the bathwater.

[Maddy McCall]

25. LOL!

That's horrible. :D

[dbt]

22. Yo mama SO BIG that

She jumped up in the air and got stuck! (Chris Rock, if memory serves.)

:smoke:
dbt

[Heyo]

23. Yo momma so short....

...you can see her feet in her driver's license picture.

:9

Heyo

[pdx_prog]

24. Yer momma's so big

when she goes to a concert and dances she makes the band skip

[Arkana]

26. Yo momma so stupid

she stared at an orange juice carton for 20 minutes cause it said, "Concentrate"

[Mr_Spock]

34. lol

[x-g.o.p.er]

27. Yo momma so poor....

I saw her kickin a can down the street, and I asked what she was doin.

She said "movin'."

[Goldmund]

28. Yo momma's so skinny...

...she has to run around in the shower to get wet.

[pdx_prog]

32. she's so skinny

you couldn't hit her with a handful of corn...

[Dukakis88]

29. Yo mama so sexy, I want to buy her Ernie and Bert pajamas.

Wait a second, did I miss the purpose of this?

[Emboldened Chimp]

30. Yo momma so fat...

after I was done fuckin' her, i had to roll over two times.

(ducking)

[FeelinGarfunkelly]

31. Yo momma so nasty

the cockroaches check in, but they don't check out.

[Biased Liberal Media]

33. Yo momma so ugly

she makes blind kids cry

[CO Liberal]

35. Yo Momma's So Dumb...

...she thinks Taco Bell is the phone company in Mexico.


This is the DU member still known as CO Liberal.