My Monty Python Spam Thread; DU'ers, what do like with spam?

[edbermac]

Man: Well, what've you got?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam; spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam and spam; or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

Wife: Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.

Wife: I don't want ANY spam!

Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?

Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!

Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?

Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?

Waitress: Eewwww!

Wife: What do you mean 'Eewwww'? I don't like spam!

Waitress: You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.

Wife: I don't like spam!

Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam and spam!

Waitress: Baked beans are off.

Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam...

Okay DU'ers I'm getting hungry...give me your lovely spam recipes!!

[nookiemonster]

1. Sliced thinly and fried. Mmmm Mmmm

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. I don't often eat SPAM, but I love the occasional SPAM saimin

just to remind of me of the home I miss.

Also SPAM musubi, but out of deference to the holiest of lands, I won't eat it anywhere but Hawaii.

But the SPAM saimin, I'll eat anywhere.

[Spiffarino]

3. Bloody Vikings! n/t

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

4. N!G3RIAN V!AGR4 L0TTERY AW4RD W1NN3R! Please contact me.

Attachment: "urgent.txt                .exe"

[realisticphish]

5. i hate spam

the texture...bleh. texture gets me with foods more often then taste does...


:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[FuzzySlippers]

6. I use it instead of lobster......

in Lobster Newburg.

[Nevernose]

7. Personal pet peeve:

Coincidentally, this has been bothering me all day, and it's good to see a relevant post.

I really, really hate it when I see an article somewhere discussing spam mail, and they haven't yet discovered where they got the term. "No one knows where exactly the term originated..."

Yes, they do, ya dumb motherfucker. It's from a legion of computer geeks chanting "spam, spam, spam, spam, lovely spam! Oh wonderful spam!" whenever they opened their email.

[solinvictus]

8. Thinly sliced and fried....

on white bread with yellow mustard, sour cream & onion chips, and a cold Dr. Pepper.

[NamVetsWeeLass]

9. Spam, Spam, Spamity Spam! n/t

[Dukakis88]

10. I keep getting the Spam sketch mixed up with the Parrot sketch...

I wonder why?

[IcyPeas]

11. With my spam I like...

old pajamas
fish bananas
mutton
beef and
trout

[TrogL]

12. relish and ketchup, maybe a bit a barbecue sauce

Mixing it with sardenes helps.