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flowomo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 01:32 AM
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anybody get brain tonight?
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mhr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 01:37 AM
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1. About 12 Years Since I Last Got Brain - No Hopes For Any In The Future
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flowomo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 01:37 AM
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2. shit, that's bad.....
NEW YORK (Reuters) - New York officials have been left red-faced after they discovered that clothing ads on city buses that appeared to promote reading suggested a love of books could be rewarded with oral sex.

The advertisements that ran on about 200 buses across the city in recent months carried posters displaying a suggestively posed woman in hot pants kneeling among a pile of books beside the snappy slogan "Read Books, Get Brain."

What unhip, unsuspecting local transportation officials did not know was that "get brain" is street slang for oral sex.
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The_Casual_Observer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 01:39 AM
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3. Nope still a moran, maybe tomorrow
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flowomo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 01:41 AM
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5. not THAT brain, silly!
see above
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MatrixEscape Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 01:39 AM
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4. Yes and it was thrilling ...
I inserted fingers through the crevice between the lobes.

Then I gently spread them and stuck my finger deeper in, gently touching each amygdala playfully ... teasing them. They were wet. Then, I went for the pineal ... oh, the ecstacy ... whew!
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mhr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 01:42 AM
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7. The Closest Thing To Brain I'll Ever Have!
Sweet Jesus!
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 01:45 AM
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8. Watch it.... you pry those amygdala too far out and
Edited on Sun Nov-07-04 01:45 AM by WannaJumpMyScooter
you will have a ruptured Aqueduct of Sylvius on your hand, and you know where that gets ya.

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jdots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 01:42 AM
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6. I am not getting enough brain in my diet too.
Tryed those Rasin Brain Flakes,the Oat Brain,they"re nothing compared to Brain.
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 01:49 AM
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9. Got brain last Wednesday
it'll be a couple weeks before the Prophetess and I can get together to...read...yeah, that's it...read...
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flowomo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 01:52 AM
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10. you're doin' better than most people here, apparently!
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 01:55 AM
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11. And believe me I am grateful!
I did the lonely thing for way too many years. Happy to not be doing it now.
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