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Goathead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 03:02 AM
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Asexual Thread


Asexual reproduction is the simplest form of reproduction, occurring in many simple plants and animals. Binary fission, shown here occurring in an amoeba, is one of a number of asexual reproduction processes

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ogradda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 03:05 AM
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1. i'll bet their lives are simplier than ours too.
not nearly as fun tho.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 07:51 AM
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17. Their literature is probably really dry
and their pop music probably stinks too.
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nookiemonster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 03:05 AM
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2. Well, at least it looks safe. I think. eom
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Dukakis88 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 03:05 AM
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3. Can I get a centerfold of that picture?
My boys at the missile silo would mighty appreciate somethin' to keep 'em company on these long cold, lonely nights.
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nookiemonster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 03:10 AM
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7. Hey, I was one of those!
Anyway, it would help to offset the nuclear phallus missile thingy.
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Dukakis88 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 03:23 AM
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9. You worked in a nuke silo?
:scared: :nuke: :scared:
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nookiemonster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 03:37 AM
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10. Yes, USAF 87-90
Ellsworth AFB, SD. Minuteman II maintenance technician, 41151A.
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Dukakis88 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 03:51 AM
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12. Did you ever drop a wrench and accidentally nuke anything?
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nookiemonster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 03:56 AM
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13. LOL. I would have to say "no", since I'm still here.
But it's classified. Shhhhhhhhh.
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Goathead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 04:05 AM
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14. Were you with the 44th Missile Wing?
I was out at Ellsworth over the summer and I tried to tour the Minuteman Missile Nat'l Historic site. But they had limited the number of tours and we couldn't get on.
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nookiemonster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 04:08 AM
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15. Yes,
I was in the 44th. The museum site you are referring to, I think it's Bravo flight, was one of my old stomping grounds.

It was a very unique occupation, that's for sure. :nuke:
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specimenfred1984 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 03:06 AM
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4. That Image Represents Division
and should therefore be removed. We must all be united in our hate.
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norml Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 03:08 AM
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6. Watch out for those negative vibes man.
Don't worry be groovy!
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norml Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 03:06 AM
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5. Well now you've made me laugh.
Now I must change into my asexual threads. The sexual threads I was wearing seem to have disintegrated.
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LiberteToujours Donating Member (737 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 03:12 AM
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8. Which one gets to keep the soul?
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 04:27 AM
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16. Souls reproduce by fission too...
hehehe...
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Goathead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 03:38 AM
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11. They both do
Every living creature is the soul of the earth
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 08:32 AM
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18. Where's the fun in that?
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