I think we need to COMPROMISE... so here's mine:

[Misunderestimator]

Since I hear so much utter crap here lately about compromising our principles (pro-choice, gay rights, etc.) in order to meet the other freaking crazy half of this country halfway, here's my compromise... I will not have sex with my girlfriend in church. I absolutely promise this. Oh, and incidentally, I will never have an abortion either.

What will you do to compromise?

[jpgray]

1. I'll never have sex with your girlfriend in church either

We have, at last, peace in our time.

[Raster]

8. I dunno, I haven't seen your girlfriend...wait, I'm gay...

...What do you look like and is that "sex in a church" just a "with your girlfriend" thing or are you open to other options?

on edit: you're gay too. OK, any guys want to have sex in church? it's for a REAL good cause?

[Misunderestimator]

9. Ha... Yes, here's another: I will never have sex with a man in church...

or anywhere else for that matter. And I look like a woman. :)

[Raster]

13. OK, I'm willing to take one (or two or three) for the team. I will have.

...sex with a man in church!!! Somebody's got to do it.

[Vincardog]

2. I agree never to have sex with your girlfriend in church or have an

abortion either. I also promise never to have sex with the Bush twins.

[jukes]

3. laudible!

i think i will have an abortion though, just for spite!

[CrownPrinceBandar]

7. And I will have sex with the Bush twins..............................

Wow! Compromise is easy.

[teach1st]

4. I won't recruit kids to paganism in my classroom

and I won't teach evolution on the Sabbath.

[liberalitch]

21. Pssst, we don't work on the sabbath.....

you'll have to promise on the second tuesday of each week or something

[name not needed]

5. I'm not gonna compromise

I will continue to give abortions in church! :P

[VivaKerry]

6. I will stop fantasizing,

about having sex with both you and your girlfriend in my church or your church!

[Union Thug]

10. And I promise never to set foot in a church.

Godless communists like me prefer beer over scripture anyways.

[chiburb]

11. I promise NEVER to speak about the "Death Tax"...

And to ALWAYS mention Bush's "Birth Tax" that costs every new-born $100,000 because of his deficit!

And I also promise not to have sex with your girlfriend in church, but I'm holding her to my free ass-kiss!

:9

[Goathead]

12. I have decided to embrace religion

Polynesian animist religion. My new god is Tangaroa the god of the oceans and fertility. I now bow to him and him only!

[Misunderestimator]

17. LMAO!

[DS1]

22. Tangeroa - It's like having a third leg

:-)

[miss_kitty]

14. I will never have sex with you OR your girlfriend in church

Promise.

I won't try to stop breeders or fundies or any kind of hetero from marrying whoever (consenting adult) they want to marry.

I won't make breeders or fundies or anyone have abortions. I will leave it up to them to choose.

I promise, I will not cram my idea of 'family values' up the asses of my brother and sister breeders. Or fundies. Ok except the 'Hate' thing. That truly sucks. But I'll approach it from an educational POV. I won't make them quit the hating cold turkey, or expect them to quit hating without education as to why they should stop.

I won't make fundies and benefit from stem cell research, since they find science to be objectionable.

[Misunderestimator]

19. Good list!

:thumbsup:

[JohnnyRingo]

15. I suppose I can volunteer a "neighborhood watch" to ensure their ...

...moral values are within guidelines.

That's an important part of the republican "agenda".

[DS1]

16. Keep your Jesus off my strap-on

:-)

[Misunderestimator]

18. Ooh... I want that on a bumper sticker!

[liberalitch]

20. If I have sex near a Xmas tree this year....

I'll cover the baby jesus with a paper towel

.... and I will not take up beastiality

[NewHampshireDem]

23. I promise that those of us who are not gay ...

Will not turn gay if gays are allowed to marry.

[JohnKleeb]

24. I won't go to Southern Baptist services

while wearing a dress. Theres my compromise.

[Midlodemocrat]

25. Okay, I won't let my dog crap on Repugs' lawns.

...that is the best I can do.

[Zomby Woof]

26. I can't do it

I actually had sex with a girfriend in church... back in '89... she was Sunday School supe to her local Lutheran church, and she had the keys.

So late one Wednesday night we sang in the choir loft.

This is a true story. :-)

No compromise!

[Misunderestimator]

27. HAHAHA.... and the reason you can't promise to not do it again...

is because it has since '89 become a fetish for you, right? :bounce:

"Sang in the choir loft" ... priceless.

[Zomby Woof]

28. all church steeples

Are now phallic symbols. :D

[SarahB]

29. I'll never had an abortion in a church.

Actually, I've never had one and I hope I never would be in that position. I still wouldn't want someone else telling me what I could or couldn't do.

You're right though- compromising our principles is utter crap. :thumbsup: