BoX o BooX
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Sun Nov-07-04 01:25 PM
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I just got finished talking to Jesus. |
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He wants you to stop masturbating and do some chores.
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Sun Nov-07-04 01:25 PM
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1. Could you ask him who is going to win the Kentucky Derby. Thnx. |
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Sun Nov-07-04 01:25 PM
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2. Yeah? Tell him to stop biting his nails. |
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Sun Nov-07-04 01:26 PM
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3. But Jesus! Ain't this the day of rest? |
BoX o BooX
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Sun Nov-07-04 01:26 PM
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Today is the first day of the week. Check any calendar.
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Sun Nov-07-04 01:27 PM
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That gave me a good laugh!
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Sun Nov-07-04 01:28 PM
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6. He must be thinking of the kittens |
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Sun Nov-07-04 01:29 PM
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7. Um, that wasn't Jesus...that was your roomate. |
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Sun Nov-07-04 01:29 PM
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Sun Nov-07-04 01:30 PM
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9. I did my chores yesterday |
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Just so I could spend today masturbating. Jesus can take a hike, no change of plans here
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democracy eh
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Sun Nov-07-04 01:38 PM
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10. did he happen to mention why my dog keeps throwing up? |
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I assume it was something she ate, but it might be some kind of holy omen that I am missing.
so if you are talking to him again, and wouldn't mind asking...
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Sun Nov-07-04 01:52 PM
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how he let things get so fucked up?
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Sun Nov-07-04 01:58 PM
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Cause I just got off the phone with Jeebus, his evil twin, and he has convinced George W. to hide in the bathroom, masturbating frantically.
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Sun Nov-07-04 02:05 PM
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13. Geee, funny thing. I spoke to Jesus this morning too |
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he asked me if I wanted to put the sugar in the cup before he started my cappucino and would I like more steamed milk or foam.
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Sun Nov-07-04 02:06 PM
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14. Did he say how Alan is doing? |
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Sun Nov-07-04 02:10 PM
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15. Can you ask him to send me the lottery numbers? Thanks. |
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