Things you'd never say to politicians!

[UrbScotty]

I posted this in February. Here's a revised version.

GEORGE W. BUSH
-You are one brave man.
-Wow, Einstein!
-Don't forget Poland!

HOWARD DEAN
-I can't hear you!
-You need to express your feelings more.

AL SHARPTON
-John Tesh is more exciting than you are!
-You also need to express your feelings more.

JOE LIEBERMAN
-You make Ted Kennedy look like the conservative Senator from New England!

ALAN KEYES
-Congratulations, Senator-elect!
-Oh, you're NOT Senator-elect? Well, at least you made it a close race.

ZELL MILLER
-You're more liberal than a French spitball!

NORTH DAKOTA GOVERNOR JOHN HOEVEN (R)
-Pepperoni or anchovies? (read about it here)
-Your state is HAPPENIN'!

...what wouldn't you say to a politician?

[seaj11]

1. I'd never say to George W Bush...

"I am honored to meet God's prophet." Because he isn't! (chortle)

[NYC Liberal]

2. I WOULDN'T say to *:

"You won!"

[NYC Liberal]

4. OH OH!

I forgot one!

BILL FRIST:
"Would you take care of my cat for the weekend?"

[JohnKleeb]

5. love it

JOHN CORNYN: WOULD YOU TRY TO GET ME AND MY BOX TURTLE SNAPPY MARRIED?

[UrbScotty]

11. That's something I'd say to Rick Santorum. (nt)

[JohnKleeb]

3. hmm

JIM BUNNING
-WOW YOU'RE HALL OF FAME WORTHLY
based on the fact I hear Crazy Jim got in to cooperstown because of him being in the house, he was a decent pitcher dont get me wrong but not HoF worthly, hes in the hall and Burt Bleythen aint, I dont get that.

[miss_kitty]

6. Sen Patty Murray D WA, Sen Maria Cantwell D WA

So, what does Boeing ass taste like?

On Edit: "Things you'd never say to politicians?" Oooops! Sorry! I thought you said "Things you're dying to say to politicians!"

My BAD!:evilgrin:

[JohnKleeb]

7. hah

RICK SANTORUM: CAN I INTEREST YOU IN SOME MAN ON DOG PORN

[WindRavenX]

8. LMFAO!!!

bahahahahah!!!

[Lenape85]

9. How about

Dick Cheney:
-Could You Stop Smiling
-You wanna run ten miles with me

John Ashcroft:
-Let's Dance

[JohnKleeb]

10. liked that eh

NORM COLEMAN: YES, YOURE BETTER THAN WELLSTONE

[dorktv]

12. I know too many politicians

I would never say to Paul Babbit: You suck, because he had Frank Constanzo on his team and Frank is cool.
I would never say to Stu Starky: Loser because he took on McCain...that makes him a winner in my book.
And to myself I would never say: You rock. Because I cannot dance.

;)

[Carla in Ca]

13. OK, I've got one...

To ORRIN HATCH:
Do you examine coke cans closely before you take a sip?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

15. A better one to Orrin:

eMule, Kazaa, or Soulseek?

[JohnKleeb]

14. ok

JOHN ASHCROFT: HEY I GOT TWENTY NUDE STATUES, WANT EM?

[Swamp Rat]

16. "I believe you"

"I trust you"

[HEyHEY]

17. B.C. Premier Gordon Campbell - "You say you're okay to drive? Alright"