A message from a true Bible believer

[teach1st]

Now that we Christians (I mean really Christians, not like those wimpy Presbyterians) have an honest to goodness holy president to lead us, I say we push our God given will quickly down the throats of the Godless liberals and heathen homosexuals and drug smokers.

Yes, we're going after gays. But why stop there? President Bush is likely to get driven out of office soon by the tree-hugging, Birkenstock wearing peaceniks. Let's get what we want now. Everybody should write to their Congressmen.

First, there should be laws against women in Goverment and we should repeal the 19th amendment. Since our government descends and derives its power from the word of God (just ask Judge Scalia), there is no reason to put up with the feminazis.

Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church. -- I Corinthians 14:34-35

And a simple solution to AIDs and perversion, especially in California:

...and there was a plague among the congregation of the LORD. Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves. -- Numbers 31:16-18

We should live by the words of the Holy Bible and make the word law. That will teach the children to be stubborn:

If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them: Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place; And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear. - Deuteronomy 21:18-21

Ha! I'd like to see John Kerry stone his children. He couldn't do it because he's a wimpy non-believer. It's the word of God. Who would George Bush stone?

[iamjoy]

1. Kerry Has Daughters

Hmmm. Wonder if they are virgins. If not, sorry Alexandra and Vanessa, you're getting stoned - and not the way your Dear ol' Dad did in a bunker in Nam.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

2. He who is without sin cast the first stone

blessed are the peacemakers...judge not that ye shall not be judged...take the beam from your own eye before worrying about the mote in your brother's eye....

Unfortunately, some people who perport to be Christians have forgotten the teachings of Jesus. It is interesting that they tend to quote the Old Testament and Paul's letters rather than the word of Christ to make their arguments.

[Ruffhowse]

3. Call Extreme Jesus, he'll know what to do!!

He's kickin' ass and taking names. Extreme Jesus takes no shit from non-believers!

[teach1st]

4. Extreme Jesus would turn the other cheek...

..his other butt cheek as he moons you for being a filthy commie pervert.

Extreme Jesus doesn't suffer the little children: He commands them, dammit!

Extreme Jesus is back, he's buff, and he's kicking ass!

(Apologies to Mo Paul)