No matter how bad it gets, remember this -- your dong still loves you!

[short bus president]

But only if you treat it right.

Use protection, use lube, use caution, and have a nice day.

[HEyHEY]

1. John Thomas says thank-you!

[WindRavenX]

2. I don't have a dong

I FEEL SO EMPTY (inside) :cry: :cry: :cry:

[short bus president]

4. C'mon - I know every girl has a "special friend"

you don't have to be shy here.

:P

[WindRavenX]

6. not when you have 3 other roommates!

:o
Seriously!

[short bus president]

8. Pshhhh!

You think those are really "hairdryers" you hear? You sweet, innocent young one...

;-)

[WindRavenX]

9. maybe that explains the muffled groans from the bathroom!

:o
And pssh, I ain't innocent...though I am sweet! :evilgrin:

[short bus president]

14. Well, OK - usually those are just the plumbing.

And sometimes, people expressing issues with their own plumbing can make groaning sorts of noises. I, for one, keep a picture of Elvis on the wall in my bathroom, in plain view from the seat of honor, to remind myself never to strain too hard. Don't even ask me about the Mama Cass picture in the meat & cheese drawer.

:P

[WindRavenX]

16. dude you slay me

SLAY ME!!! :D

[short bus president]

19. I dunno what you've heard 'round here lately.

I'm really NOT a homicidal psychopath. I'm a harmless pervert. Unless you're GOPisEvil. I'm gonna ride that boy hard!

:P

[realisticphish]

11. are they open

minded?

:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[WindRavenX]

13. one of them isn't

....barely voted Kerry. Catholic background...oy

[arcane1]

3. I don't know about that...

mine's been rather bored with me lately

[burrowowl]

5. What about that Dole thing

ED, is it?

[BiggJawn]

7. And I love my Dong.

Some of the situations I've put it in, though...

[short bus president]

10. I hear ya, brother.

The pool filter inlet port thing sure SEEMS like a good idea at first...

[realisticphish]

12. as does

the shop-vac

:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[MattG]

15. May I suggest the movie "Mean Girls" for dongs?

[realisticphish]

17. you know

i may take you up on that suggestion

:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[SarahB]

18. I'm still waiting to cast mine...

My model appears busy again tonight... darn it. :(

[short bus president]

20. so, then

yer casting couch is open?

:P

[SarahB]

21. Nope, it's closed...

Just really, really slow. :crazy:

Where is that man anyway?