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Red_Viking Donating Member (903 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 11:37 PM
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Can we join hands and bow our heads?
I just entered the 700 Club. Only took two years. :P

So while you godless, sin-covered heathens wallow in your own filth, I'll be chatting it up with the big guy upstairs.

Let us pray: Dear Heavenly Father, Mother, Sister, Brother, or whatever you may be, please send a raging case of tertiary syphilis straight to KKKarl Rove. He certainly deserves it. May he lose body parts on an hourly basis and choke on his own vomit.

Amen.

O8)

RV
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alexisfree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 11:38 PM
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1. you must be the chosen one!!!
oh great one congratulations!!!!:evilgrin:
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DrZeeLit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 11:39 PM
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2. Bowing, joining hands. I think I was picked up on waivers...
...the other night.

Do I want to be a member of a club that would take me as a member?
Or something like that.

And yes, dear supreme being, bring the plague and locusts and shingles to the occupants of that big ol' white house at 600 Pennsylvania Ave, D.C.
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AwakeAtLast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 11:44 PM
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3. I'm on my way to join you!!!
Save me a seat in the "holier-than-thou" section!
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Red_Viking Donating Member (903 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 11:48 PM
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4. Not a problem
There's space here between me and Tammy Faye Bakker. Don't say anything about her weight; she can't lay off the communion wafers and she's pretty sensitive about it.

Glory.

RV
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AwakeAtLast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 12:01 AM
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6. Thanks!
Probably not tonight, though. Got to go to bed! Zzzzzz.
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acmavm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 11:59 PM
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5. P.S. And dear Lord, if you could, could you make it contagious so that
they all get it? Please, just make it an airborne disease maybe, just this once. And maybe lock them all in a room together for 24 hours although 48 would be better. And make them have to all drink from the same glass, or toilet, or whatever receptacle holds the only water in the room. And make it quick acting.

I know that's a lot to ask, but Lord, you gotta admit, they all have it coming.
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