Gumpboy looking for DU LADIES to strip

[ForrestGump]

Hey, you never know 'til you try.

:D

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. Tosses belt into the thread

[ForrestGump]

2. Woo-hoo!

All right! Shake it! Shake it! :D





EDIT: I hope that was right - this is my first time...

[SOteric]

3. No way. I'm leaving on my

pasties.

[ForrestGump]

5. Oh, yes! Rotate! Rotate!!

Nice smile, too!

Yes, I can see beyond those boobies (barely, so to speak).



Looks like you're about to take off - clear the airstrip!

[SOteric]

7. I don't need an air*strip* -

- since you're the guy with the afterburner problems. :P

[ForrestGump]

8. Leave my hunka hunka burning love out of this, please

People can hear you. :D

[SOteric]

9. Dude,

It's only burnin' because of your proximity to that tanning bulb.

:7

[ForrestGump]

10. You've got to watch those tanning salon girls, you know

Get 'em likkered up and you're liable to end up with UV where the sun don't shine.... :o

Ultraviolent ultraviolet....oh, but what a night 'til then... :D

[SOteric]

11. Dude, -no matter what she told you...

"Ultraviolet" was not her real name.

[ForrestGump]

12. Oh

She seemed kind of a dim bulb, really.

So you're saying that Killer Watt wasn't the other one's real name, too?

[Code_Name_D]

15. Yay, but...

... they always taste like coco-butter. Hum. :evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

17. Yum

Low-fat, of course... :D

[Code_Name_D]

14. You are only leaving your panties on...

so the rest of us have a place to stick the wods of cash. :evilfrown: Some folks are so shallow. :P

[populistmom]

4. A silk stocking

Oh wait, another!

[ForrestGump]

6. *pant*

Oh, wait... *pant* *pant* <-- a pair of pants!

Hello, hot mama! :D


No, really, I'm a New-Age, sensitive, feminist guy, and....

...mmmm....are these real silk?

[populistmom]

13. of course

We ladies love those soft, silky things touching our skin.

And no pants- think - a red satin dress- spaghetti straps clinging just enough to show curves- flowing just enough as not to restrict anything.

And NO tanning beds. I don't tan and I'm proud of my creamy white skin and being 30something who still looks 20something. Go sunscreen!

[ForrestGump]

16. *gulp*

Creamy white....spaghetti straps (just right for slurping)....flowing red satin....silky, soft things....



Forrest passes out....

....but it was the best sex he's had in years....

[populistmom]

18. You're done already!

Men!

Anyway, this is G rated compared to my usual writing, but alas, that is all I can tell for now. A lady had to keep her secrets.

[ForrestGump]

19. Laying there, passed out, shirt clinging to my abdominal muscles

as they gently ripple in the breeze...just laying there, vulnerable to approach (nudge-nudge, wink-wink) a slight smile hinting at the unconscious visions within....I mean, just laying there, totally at the mercy of anyone (hint-hint) who might want to (nudge-nudge)....




Oh, I woke up. Hope I didn't drool, or snore, or pick my nose. Wonder what's on TV?

*scratch scratch*





Men!

[SOteric]

20. Hallucinating...? We can fix that.

[ForrestGump]

21. Oh....yes....oh...YES!...YESSSS!! YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

I'll have what she's wielding...

Evil Nurse Fantasy #9 kicks in